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You had me at "condom

DF — Thu, 07 May 2009 03:32:23 +0000

In reply to Two birds with one condom:

You had me at "condom cannon".

Two birds with one condom:

Michael Wolraich — Wed, 06 May 2009 23:42:10 +0000

In reply to People like to hump. Can we

Two birds with one condom: Let's shoot the condom cannon at the i-bankers. Aim for the eyes.

People like to hump. Can we

DF — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:55:00 +0000

In reply to Bristol Palin and the National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy

People like to hump.

Can we get this on billboards nationally? How is this not better understood? Something like 99.9999% of human beings were the result of conventional conception. The certainty of having arrived on this plane of existence by way of two people having screwed is only bested in certainty by the fact that we will all leave it. When I think of myself at 15 or so and consider the prospect of just telling this person not to have sex, I just laugh. Do people really forget so easily what it was like to be young? Do they not consider all of the other things they've told their kids not to do, only to be summarily ignored?

You'd have better odds of a desirable outcome by just telling i-bankers to behave responsibly. Seriously.

Be Sexy: It Doesn’t Mean You

DF — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:43:18 +0000

In reply to But it gets even richer. The

Be Sexy: It Doesn’t Mean You Have to Have Sex

My head asplode.

True story time. I lost an

Michael Wolraich — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:35:43 +0000

In reply to Bristol Palin and the National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy

True story time. I lost an eye to a condom cannon. For the safety of our children, schools that use condom cannons must also distribute protective eyewear. Furthemore, the protective eyewear must NOT be shot out of a cannon.

those are excellent ideas!

Deadman — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:47:25 +0000

In reply to Bristol Palin and the National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy

those are excellent ideas! and good line about the hawking cross-training ad!

abstinence-only education is a friggin joke. seriously, kids are reaching puberty earlier and earlier (and getting married later and lateR) - how long exactly do we exepct them to be abstinent?? its just another example of how religious doctrine must adapt if it wants to stay relevant.

btw, is that a photoshop pic on your blog. it has to be right?

But it gets even richer. The

Nebton — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:38:36 +0000

In reply to Bristol Palin and the National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy

But it gets even richer. The Candie's Foundation was launched by Candie's, which uses sex to sell its products. It's like they're trying to be funny.