dagblog - Comments for "Prayer by Numb3rs: A Breakdown of Prayer Requests on Social Networking Sites."

Is there a way to buy

Larry Jankens — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:51:45 +0000

In reply to Prayer by Numb3rs: A Breakdown of Prayer Requests on Social Networking Sites.

Is there a way to buy indulgences through facebook too?

And I'm on facebook - ya'll should friend me, just search my name (I'm the only Larry Jankens on there).

Well Ms. Kala - I just cant

crazedandconfused17 — Thu, 07 May 2009 05:56:38 +0000

Well Ms. Kala - I just cant get over how many of these pitiful fools think that some magic sky diety is going to have the time or energy or leftover magic dust to grant their prayers about helping with dinner. I mean - if God was a him - and we were made in His image, wouldn't he then be using his powers to watch 24 hour free amateur porn? He could just watch us all do it. He's just up there - watchin away.

Sweet Dreams!

Well, this is the type of

Shad Carson — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:17:59 +0000

In reply to This is EXACTLY the type of

Well, this is the type of thing that makes me want to get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus - I want to feel his salvation all over my face...... Courtesy of Faith + 1 Eric Cartman, Token Black, and Butters

This is EXACTLY the type of

kalakitty17 — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:11:01 +0000

In reply to I see this so often on

This is EXACTLY the type of shit I am talking about crazed! Well I may be born again, but I wasn't born again yesterday!

Thank you Genghis. I have

kalakitty17 — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:02:57 +0000

In reply to Looks like you had some

Thank you Genghis. I have updated my facebook status to read: Praise Genghis and Dagblog! True Warriors in Christ!

Wow, who are your facebook

Michael Wolraich — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:28:27 +0000

In reply to I see this so often on

Wow, who are your facebook friends?

I see this so often on

crazedandconfused — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:22:48 +0000

In reply to Prayer by Numb3rs: A Breakdown of Prayer Requests on Social Networking Sites.

I see this so often on Facebook - and myspace where these whiny housewives will get on there an complain about how hard their day is. Don't get me wrong - I understand being a mom is a very hard job - but do you have to have these nonsensical conversations where you shed every bit of your femininity? Sure - we'll pray for you because you don't feel well - but do we have to know that your "BM's" are especially large and hurtey? No. No we don't. We'll pray for you because you and the hubby aren't as intimate as you once were - but do we have to know it's because he likes a Mexican hairless and you're more comfortable with a French poodle who hasn't had a haircut in years? No - definitely no we don't. And guys - just an FYI - I don't know how Jesus likes to get his prayer requests - but I'm pretty sure he's not going to help you find a rohypnol dealer. But hey - I guess what's the harm in asking. Oh - ya - the harm is you go to hell for trying to date rape people. So - I know it was a bit off topic - but I just had to let someone know to keep the prayer requests generic on the ol' facebook. Some of us haven't had lunch yet.

Looks like you had some

Michael Wolraich — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:14:50 +0000

In reply to Prayer by Numb3rs: A Breakdown of Prayer Requests on Social Networking Sites.

Looks like you had some trouble with our state-of-the-art technology. I heard your prayer and fixed up the formatting for you. You can bless me later.