dagblog - Comments for "The Heretic's Bible - Genesis 4: Boys will be boys"

In my defense, I refuse to

DF — Thu, 14 May 2009 05:51:11 +0000

In my defense, I refuse to upgrade my VHS copies of the original films in favor of the doctored versions on DVD. Since I no longer have a VCR, I haven't watched them in quite some time.

You must unlearn what you

Michael Wolraich — Thu, 14 May 2009 05:01:34 +0000

In reply to Words cannot express my

You must unlearn what you have learned.

Words cannot express my

DF — Thu, 14 May 2009 04:58:09 +0000

In reply to Ha. And you call yourself a

Words cannot express my humiliation. Picture my lightsaber slowly retracting, possibly with a slide-whistle sound effect.

Ha. And you call yourself a

Michael Wolraich — Thu, 14 May 2009 04:54:00 +0000

In reply to Okay, I'm dutifully resisting

Ha. And you call yourself a starwars nerd.

http://www.yodajeff.com/multimedia/sounds/episode5/notready1.wav

That link didn't quite work right. Point is, it's a modified direct quote:

"I can not teach him, the boy has no patience..."

Okay, I'm dutifully resisting

DF — Thu, 14 May 2009 04:44:36 +0000

In reply to Yoda say: I cannot teach

Okay, I'm dutifully resisting my inner Star Wars nerd, but I can't suppress it.

Yoda wouldn't say that. He would probably say something like, "Teach them I cannot. Patience they lack."

Sorry. I tried to stop myself.

Yoda say: I cannot teach

Michael Wolraich — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:47:21 +0000

In reply to When do we get to the frogs?

Yoda say: I cannot teach them. They have no patience.

When do we get to the frogs?

Orlando — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:25:34 +0000

In reply to Spoiler alert: In a couple of

When do we get to the frogs? I like frogs.

Spoiler alert: In a couple of

Michael Wolraich — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:08:45 +0000

In reply to This is only part 4 and God

Spoiler alert: In a couple of chapters, He kills everyone. Almost everyone.

This is only part 4 and God

Bluesplashy — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:05:15 +0000

In reply to The Heretic's Bible - Genesis 4: Boys will be boys

This is only part 4 and God is already so pissed I'm about to start sleeping under the bed and stop making fun of my sister - the original church lady.