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Oh, hell, Wolfie; you did the

we are stardust — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 21:16:45 +0000

Oh, hell, Wolfie; you did the whole set-up for me. Don't be thad, brother: Life ith a Frickin' Cabaret, Old Chum! And in the end, I'll hafta get my friends and pets to read your blog...

You misspelled casually,

quinn esq — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 19:11:09 +0000

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You misspelled casually, pretard.

P.S. More sex, please.

As an atheist, I don't

DF — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 17:49:10 +0000

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As an atheist, I don't believe in angels. So, your move!

This comment is so much

William K. Wolfrum — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 16:21:09 +0000

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This comment is so much better than the post that it both thrills and saddens me. I'm Thaddened. You have thaddened me.

Mr. Wolfrum, you are what

we are stardust — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 16:17:54 +0000

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Mr. Wolfrum, you are what Ohio children used to call ‘a pissypants’. You leave out the parts where we emptied our pockets-es to fund your blog, as did American Corporations in huge numbers of dollars. We allowed you to pretend it was we little people who funded your sorta-funny drivel because you assured us you would perform better in the future. Well, sir: that future has now arrived, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. We are starving for satire, our funny-bones are being foreclosed upon; and you offer no jokes to our brown, black, and gay brothers and sisters.

We, your lethargic readers, have told you what we want you to write about; but no; you keep making compromises with Red State, you old whore. You buy into those reader numbers; please consult google analytics for the true read. Why spare some Crap Angels’ lives over the true count?

You’ve received boatloads of messages from your readers, begging you to write more Funny into your posts; but no; instead of heeding our cries, you snipe at us. You were overheard at some grotesque coke-and-caviar party snipping, “Yeah; where those asswipes gonna go; to Dennis Miller’s fucking blog?” said with a curled-lip sneer. It was reported that you then tugged and twisted one side of your moustache, wheeled around, and headed for the bar.

You could get rid of several of those others on the Masthead with you; get a Ouija Board to help you: they’re essentially all the same, except for the one with larger breasts. Keep that one, come to think of it. Keep her; she’s usually off cutting brush in Crawford or something anyway…

See that? They’re out to get you! You’ve been listening to the wrong dudes all along; we tried to tell you. Tried to get you to talk to Your Funnier Angels, not those crap ones you want to shoot. We even provided blog titles and themes, like comparing journalists to sex toys, and policy wonks to aliens; things like that. But you keep comparing your readers to brain-eating, whiney Zombies instead. You think we can’t quit you???

Oh. Well. You may be right. I just went and looked at Miller’s site….

Yeah. I'll get right on that.

William K. Wolfrum — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:46:37 +0000

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Yeah. I'll get right on that.

Just to let you know,

Doctor Cleveland — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:31:35 +0000

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Just to let you know, fearless leader:

We here at Dagblog are resolved to hunt you down in your jungle lair.

Only a matter of time. Start puting the laser harnesses on your sharks.

If I may offer some advice,

Michael Wolraich — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:15:00 +0000

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If I may offer some advice, Mr. Wolfrum, the problem is that you haven't been communicating with your readers. When you first launched, we were inspired by your eloquent posts about an open, community-driven blog that would be different from the blogs that we'd read in the past. But after we made you a leader of the free blogosphere by letting you crosspost at dagblog, you disappeared into your hole in Brazil and now only issue occasional pronouncements about how great your blogging is. I suspect you don't even like us and think that we're a bunch of insufferable whiners.

Meanwhile, in the right-wing blogs, they've been chatting up a storm with their readers and getting them mad as hell and making them feel important and listened to. So Mr. Wolfrum, with all do respect, it's time for you to wake up and smell the Republicans. If you want to keep your blog, you need to come down off your holy pedestal and start fighting like hell for it.

Is that a real site?I mean I

Richard Day — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 14:57:32 +0000

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Is that a real site?

I mean I see no ads for Miracle Whip or Viagra?

What gives?