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Did you bother reading the

quinn esq — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 20:35:59 +0000

Did you bother reading the rules to Oina, Dick? I suspect not. If you'd read them, you'd very quickly see that these Romanians have some sortof scam going with American babies. Because there's no way an American child could master rules like these:

At bat players score by batting beyond certain lines, like so:

the ball crosses the 65m line in the air and doesn't go out of bounds (doesn't cross the lateral lines), whether or not the defense touches the ball in the air - 2 points
the ball falls in the back zone - 2 points
the ball is touched in the air by the defense, and goes out of bounds in the air from within the back zone - 2 points
the ball goes out of bounds in the air from within the back zone without being touched by the defense - 1 point
the ball crosses the 60m line (the back line) in the air and is caught by the defense - 1 point
the ball crosses the threequarters line in the air and falls in the threequarters area - 1 point
the ball goes out of bounds in the air from within the threequarters area - 1 point
the ball is diverted out of bounds in the air from within the threequartees area by the defense - 1 point
the ball falls on the threequarters area of the back line - 1 point
the ball is diverted from within the threequarters area in front of the threequarters line by the defense and is not subsequently caught in the air - 1 point

Nope. any Romanian that adopts an American is gonna be aiming to have them work in one of the 3 occupations they know Americans excel - pickpocketing, interspecies sex or laying in a ditch bleating about their bad luck.

And most of 'em aren't that good at intraspecies sex, much less that tricky interspecies stuff. Took me years to master it. Especially badgers.

Ignoring more inflamatory

Richard Day — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 20:24:42 +0000

In reply to Romanians begin adopting American children

Ignoring more inflamatory descriptions of me by Q, I hereby render unto you the Dayly line of the Day Award for this here Dagblog Site, given to all of you from all of me for this gem:

Itsa like the chewing gum,” said Thad Comaneci, 78 and momentarily Italian. “They chew the baby, the baby loses it’s flavor, the baby comes to Romania and learns to play the Oina.

This is positively original and totally disgusting. No wonder Q showed up. hahaahahahahah

Oh, I've seen these! And

quinn esq — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:44:02 +0000

In reply to Romanians begin adopting American children

Oh, I've seen these! And they're soooooooo..... chubby slow-moving easy-to-catch!

And sometimes they'll do their native dances! Oh, they're not very good. Not really. What with the arms just swinging back and forth, and their heads bobbing and the feet not really moving. But they really try! And it's sooooo cultural!

I told my wife the other day that I wanted me a little one, just like that Dick Day fella on TV. You know, the one on America's Most Wanted? The one that had 114 children, and all of 'em mental? I bet some of those babies will have that same evil grin, and those fast hands. I can put him to work pickpocketing French tourists. After all, it's what Americans do best!

Gonna name him Bubba. Or mebbe Li'l Rush.