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The weird thing is that most

Larry Jankens — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:59:33 +0000

In reply to The Heretic's Bible - Genesis 11: God is an asshole

The weird thing is that most of them lived to be 400+ even though God already said that no one would get to live past 120.

You mean the bible contradicted itself? Nooooooooooooooooooo! Wait, duh.

Never had that done, but I

Nebton — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:21:19 +0000

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Never had that done, but I did get pantsed (see previous post on that) and bubblegum in the hair. No doubt, I did (and do) deserve it. :P

I think the one thing that put an end to it was when my would-be tormenters got fat and slovenly while I became the Adonis I currently am. (Since I don't plan on posting any pictures, you'll just have to take my word on that. Oh, and I have this bridge I've been trying to sell, as well.)

Nebton, you are that

Michael Wolraich — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:40:46 +0000

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Nebton, you are that know-it-all kid who reads ahead and then spoils the ending for all the other kids. I take solace in the knowledge that they'll probably string you up by your underwear at recess.

I think that maybe if she

Nebton — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:00:44 +0000

In reply to The Heretic's Bible - Genesis 11: God is an asshole

I think that maybe if she would just change her name, she could confuse her womb in to not being sterile anymore. Do you think that might work?

Option B could be for her husband to impregnate one of the servants. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?