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Well the clips bring back

Richard Day — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 05:01:57 +0000

In reply to P.S. Some quotes from the

Well the clips bring back memories. hahahaha

I wonder how this film got past the censors back in those non free speech days. ha

P.S. Some quotes from the

artappraiser — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 04:23:47 +0000

In reply to D.A. Vance's

P.S. Some quotes from the film from imbd.com

Christine Penmark: Rhoda, what happened to old Mrs. Post in Witchita?
Rhoda: There was ice on the steps and I slipped and fell against her, and that was all.
Christine Penmark: That was all?
Rhoda: No. I slipped on purpose.

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Christine Penmark: You hit him with the shoes, didn't you? You hit him with the shoes, that's how he got those half moon marks on his forehead and on his hands. Answer me Rhoda. ANSWER ME!

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[How murderers are executed]
Leroy: They got a little blue chair for little boys and a little pink chair for little girls
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Hortense Daigle: Children can be nasty, don't you think?

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Leroy: [to Rhoda] I thought I'd seen some mean little gals in my time, but you're the meanest. You wanna know how I know how mean you are? 'Cause I'm mean. I'm smart and I'm mean, and you're smart and you're mean. And you never get caught and I never get caught.

D.A. Vance's

artappraiser — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 04:07:59 +0000

In reply to FUN WITH DICK & JANE

D.A. Vance's narrative:

....Poopy Pants! You are nothing but a poopy pants, repeated Mr. Kohn.

Ms. Breitman was heard to respond:

You are the real poopy pants Jacob. And what I am about to do is all your fault.
[....]
The scatological nature of the oral exchange between the two actors in this tragedy indicates an intent on the part of Ms. Breitman to do harm to people or property.

It seemed clear that Ms. Brietman’s parents had spent hours and hours attempting to teach their daughter proper comportment in a modern day society and that the child just refused to listen. On one occasion which was related to me by Homer Brietman, a distant cousin of the perpetrator of this dastardly crime, Juliet was instructed to eat all her broccoli prior to receiving her pudding and that in a moment of extreme rage, she threw her vegetables on the floor and ran into her room screaming:

I WANT MY PUDDING, AND I AM GOING TO GET MY PUDDING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER....

Sounds less like it has anything to do with "Fun with Dick & Jane"

and more like it was directly inspired by watching this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxisjomvvSY

I shall check it out

Richard Day — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 01:53:09 +0000

In reply to My take on this:The creepy

I shall check it out CVille.

This Schmitt is a bad person. Scarier than Karloff. ha

My take on this:The creepy

CVille Dem — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 01:34:54 +0000

In reply to FUN WITH DICK & JANE

My take on this:

The creepy old woman deserved what she got for trying to intimidate a child.

The bratty kid deserves to get hung out to dry (with her parents)for having absolutely no manners and for not being taught any concept of empathy. [the "poopy-pants" thing is a red herring, supposedly making her and the old lady both seemingly childish and innocent} Someone died here, and even if that had not been the case, this child is toxic and so is the old lady

Ahhh, Representative Schmit, whoc wants parents to be the sole arbiter of what children should learn {no matter how stupid their parents are -- I mean, are facts something we VOTE on?]

The other option is to just let kids find out on their own. That has worked out so well in the past. Just ask Sarah Palin, who got pregnant before she was married, and her daughter, Bristol, who is a single parent. Her other children fit the pattern of children who don't finish their schooling and end up in bad marriages.

I could go on, but I need my beauty sleep. I loved going tot the Rally to Restore Sanity, BTW!!! I would post my pics here, but am not sure how to do it. Check out my FaceBook: Jan Knaus.

Dude, you don't know the half

Obey — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 17:37:00 +0000

In reply to Hey Dick. Do you realize that

Dude, you don't know the half of it! But given this here blog, I think i'm just going to go ahead and sue my nephews. All three of the little bastards. In playfighting, they've discovered uncle O's ...uhm, 'weak spot'. I keep warning them, that if they keep it up, they aren't gonna get any cousins. It's not having much of an effect...

Hey Dick. Do you realize that

quinn esq — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 16:21:01 +0000

In reply to Happiest of All Hallow's Eve

Hey Dick. Do you realize that if Obey has a nephew, then that means he has.... siblings!!!!!

I'll bet we can probably sue them for doing such a shit job of raising him.

Didn't he run you over that one time on his bike?

I smell money.

Enough to keep you in Danishes for 3, mebbe 4 months.

Happiest of All Hallow's Eve

Richard Day — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 15:58:02 +0000

In reply to Talked to my nephew last

Happiest of All Hallow's Eve to you also Obey!!!

Talked to my nephew last

Obey — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 15:54:00 +0000

In reply to FUN WITH DICK & JANE

Talked to my nephew last night. He's three and about three feet tall. Asked him about tonight:

- what are you gonna be for halloween, kiddo?

- a giant

- I thought giants had to be big...?

- Silly, I'm going to be a little giant.

- um, buddy, isn't that a ... dwarf...?

- haha, stupid, dwarves have beards!

my three-year old nephew thinks I'm a moron. Or is just screwing with me. In short, Kids, devious bastards.

happy halloween Dick!

There is an evil out there

Richard Day — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 15:36:20 +0000

In reply to Jello shots for Hallowe'en?

There is an evil out there for sure. They try to bring this up on our movie screens with Children of the Corn and all those Omen movies; but we are told this is all fantasy.

Tonight hundreds of thousands of those little tykes will don pagan outfits and threaten, yeah terrify older folks in an attempt to extort treasures from them.

WHAT IS A MOTHER TO DO?