dagblog - Comments for "Shark in Venice Eats Stephen Baldwin (we hope)"

quinn: 1) I am an idiot. 2)

Larry Jankens — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 02:05:54 +0000

In reply to Larry. After winning DAGBEST

quinn: 1) I am an idiot. 2) I have a thing for bad movies featuring sharks. 3) There is nothing surprising about me having bad sex.

Larry. After winning DAGBEST

quinn esq — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:44:14 +0000

In reply to Shark in Venice Eats Stephen Baldwin (we hope)

Larry. After winning DAGBEST DAGGONE DAGBLOG BLOG EVER with

Mega-Shark

what would possess you to float Stephen Turdwin into the room immediately afterward?

What part of BEST EVER don't you understand? You're supposed to go away, gloat, rest on laurels, have surprisingly bad sex with waaaaay too thin models, and after about 6 months, start floating rumors about your "next project." Didn't you read the contest rules? I know I'D like to see Genghis having to drive your limo 'round Dagtown for a bit.

Mega-Shark. Triumph of '09.

You are probably right.

Larry Jankens — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:29:54 +0000

In reply to I got my money on the shark

You are probably right. Baldwin being eaten is wishful thinking on my part. This movie looks pretty trite - they even have a Disney-esque-dark-skinned bad guy!

Um, I give up. What's the

Orlando — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:07:33 +0000

In reply to Shark in Venice Eats Stephen Baldwin (we hope)

Um, I give up. What's the "one good movie?"

I got my money on the shark

Nebton — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:34:48 +0000

In reply to Shark in Venice Eats Stephen Baldwin (we hope)

I got my money on the shark eating him.

I'll take that bet. My money is on him being saved, at the last minute, by some sort of giant cephalopod, possibly one with eight legs.