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Barney Frank doesn't need

Orlando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:14:00 +0000

In reply to Wired covered this as well

Barney Frank doesn't need nunchucks or guns to kill zombies. Just a good, old fashioned "WTF is your problem." The woman looks utterly humiliated, as she should.

Watch: http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=3230837&ref=fpblg

On the bright side, at least

Nebton — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:51:06 +0000

In reply to Your (Canadian) Tax Dollars at Work or When Zombies Attack

On the bright side, at least they weren't using real dollars.

Wired covered this as well

DF — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:44:00 +0000

In reply to Your (Canadian) Tax Dollars at Work or When Zombies Attack

Wired covered this as well and, especially after having attending a "town hall meeting" last night, I've been itching to use this quote:

“Clearly, this is an unlikely scenario if taken literally,” they wrote. “But possible real-life applications may include allegiance to political parties, or diseases with a dormant infection.”

I now have a working theory.

Why stop at studying the

Larry Jankens — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:13:05 +0000

In reply to Your (Canadian) Tax Dollars at Work or When Zombies Attack

Why stop at studying the effect of imaginary zombies? What about zombies that happen to be imaginary themselves, i.e. superheros? Stan Lee was way ahead of the curve on this one:

Nunchuks are also effective.

Michael Wolraich — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:13:00 +0000

In reply to If you'd actually read the

Nunchuks are also effective. They work on regular Canadians as well. Unfortunately, New York state's nunchuk ban has resulted in an influx of French-speaking Canadian zombies, who have been taking jobs away from hardworking Mexicans.

If you'd actually read the

Nebton — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:09:19 +0000

In reply to Up here, not only do you get

If you'd actually read the report, you'd realize that guns are not the answer. Machetes are. You need to decapitate the zombies to be truly sure they're dead.

P.S. If you outlaw machetes, only outlaws will have machetes.

Up here, not only do you get

acanuck — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:08:17 +0000

In reply to Your (Canadian) Tax Dollars at Work or When Zombies Attack

Up here, not only do you get free treatment if bitten by a zombie, so does the zombie. And if your doctor writes a note attesting you're infected with zombieism, you get two weeks' paid leave from work. A really understanding doctor will write you a prescription for medicinal marijuana.

Sweet. Now if only they let us openly carry guns. I guess you can't have everything.