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we don't have elephants as

JJ — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:07:34 +0000

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we don't have elephants as pets yet, obvously but the FBI loves to play god, so it won't be long before we do..

Yes, I've already signed up

Michael Wolraich — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:46:00 +0000

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Yes, I've already signed up for the clinical trials. I found the ad on the internets.

Apparently, the secret is in

quinn esq — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:26:04 +0000

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Apparently, the secret is in breeding the animals to keep the various proportions looking correct, while actually changing them dramatically. You know. The surface area of the animal vs the volume and weight changes heat loss.... the surface area of the bottom of the feet has to deal with changed weight... and so on for lungs, heart, etc...

Obviously, the historic breeders breakthrough in this regard was in countering the male animal's loss of self-respect by providing vastly oversized sex organs.

Apparently, American doctors are under real pressure to extend this technique to entire U.S. cities where male self-respect has plummetted.

I think Philly was mentioned.

What's funny is that even in

DF — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:29:19 +0000

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What's funny is that even in miniature size their positions would be drastically overblown.

We could take our teacup

Michael Wolraich — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:41:35 +0000

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We could take our teacup Republicans to tea parties and watch them agitate. Too cute.

Can we make miniature

Orlando — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:18:00 +0000

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Can we make miniature Republicans? Jeff Sessions wouldn't be nearly as odius if I could fit him in my pocket.

Good! Let's round the little

Larry Jankens — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:13:43 +0000

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Good! Let's round the little guys up and bring 'em home. This is awesome. Nebton, do you have any ins on the Borneo-small-elephant-black-market? Don't answer here, email me: larry.jankens@gmail.com

Hope to hear from you so I can get my hands on mini elephant.

Nature is one step ahead of

Nebton — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:47:55 +0000

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Nature is one step ahead of you.