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"And you can't find your

SleepinJeezus — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 02:10:09 +0000

In reply to Oh, fuck me! How could I

"And you can't find your waitress, with a geiger counter -

And she hates you and your friends, and you just can't get served without her."

Yeah, I've been there. And Waits manages to bring me back to it. LOL!

Oh, fuck me! How could I

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 02:03:08 +0000

In reply to I found you a replacement for

Oh, fuck me! How could I have walked into that one? ROTF,LMAO! Seriously. Or...er...not!

"The bouncer is a Sumo wrestler". Ha ha ha ho ho hee hee! Where did it come from, please? Gotta be Tom Waits... He's more nuts than any of us!

(I'm also disoriented...)

No trepanation, especially

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 01:09:11 +0000

In reply to Queen of the Pan-EU reminds

No trepanation, especially 'self', please.

In my case, the sanity thing has been easier just to give in to. I play this when I need some gooses toward giggling with the young folks. Sleep well tonight; somewhere in the world some folks have launched themselves into the first baby-steps of self-determination. ;o) And that is truly kewl.

I found you a replacement for

SleepinJeezus — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 00:57:42 +0000

In reply to Walmart greeter, phone sales

I found you a replacement for your problematic piano player:

Every joint I stumbled into tonight,

You know, it's just the way it's been...

Queen of the Pan-EU reminds

Decader — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 23:27:46 +0000

In reply to 'Squeezin''; before I get my

Queen of the Pan-EU reminds me of Leon Russell's "Queen of the Roller Derby", which is a-okay, but "Squeezin'"? That's got a Journey song tickling my lobes, which means more auto-trepanation if I plan on retaining some sanity.

'Squeezin''; before I get my

Anonymous — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 22:23:18 +0000

In reply to I thought the talcum powder

'Squeezin''; before I get my liver chopped again.

I thought the talcum powder

Anonymous — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 22:21:51 +0000

In reply to Lots of talcum powder. And a

I thought the talcum powder was for the panty-girdle they gave me. Sqeezin'' into that wouldn'ta been a pretty sight.

That spelling challenge over chopped goose livers or the other thing: you were right. Damn. Shoulda use teh google after all.

But anyhoo: Decader for Queen of the Pan-EU!

Lots of talcum powder. And a

Decader — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 21:34:10 +0000

In reply to Walmart greeter, phone sales

Lots of talcum powder. And a bit of Scotch.

Walmart greeter, phone sales

Anonymous — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 20:14:17 +0000

In reply to Jobs? Whazzat???

Walmart greeter, phone sales for Bass-o-matics, bent-nail-straightener, independent dog-walker-to-the-stars, bathroom attendant, town square break-dancer... Me, I took a job as a torch-singer at the local VFW on Saturday nights. Only make tips and minimum wage, but it's better than nuthin', though the piano player reminds you of a reject from the Lawrence Welk show. Piano's outta tune, too. The wig and heels are killin' me! How do women wear the things?

Jobs? Whazzat???

SleepinJeezus — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 20:00:15 +0000

In reply to 'We' don't seem to get a

Jobs? Whazzat???