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Frankly, as long as it is

Richard Day — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 03:39:28 +0000

Frankly, as long as it is okay to call you Frankly, it relates to those four hour elections....

Now it should not take anyone that long to vote....I mean assuming you keep up on the current data available on the internet and such...

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You mean now I have to learn

cmaukonen — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 02:33:23 +0000

In reply to Yeah but Billy had this

You mean now I have to learn to play the piano ???? ARG !!!!!

Well, point taken. But how

we are stardust — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 02:25:56 +0000

In reply to viagra might get you

Well, point taken. But how do you fit those things in the little box? Shall I amend it with 'tiny pheromone squeeze-gels'? (no pleasin some peeps, cripes, just...grumble...havin sum fum wid dick and all ...grumble...feh...cripes,...oughtta stay the hell offline...bunch of crabby farts...grumble...oughtta go watch vanna white...)

viagra might get you

Obey — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 02:21:23 +0000

In reply to Well now, Dick. The thing is

viagra might get you laid

Sorry, but I don't think Viagra "gets you laid" as such. It might help you, say, in the course of the aforementioned laying, but it won't in and of itself get you there. For that you might have to opt for, say, a fancy car with those spinning rim thingamajigs, or smoooooking guitar skillzz, or a tastefully trimmed-yet-still-a-wee-bit-hairy chest. (Just don't want to get Dick's hopes up and all...)

Well now, Dick. The thing is

we are stardust — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 01:24:42 +0000

In reply to Hemlock should be used

Well now, Dick. The thing is that you might want to buy one of those 'one week vitamin dispensers'; you know, the little row of plastic squares with lids. Then you fill them: M-S. Stick a week;s worth of shit into the little boxes. Start on Monday, and follow this order:

Nicorette, or another concentrated tobacco product; Viagra; Prozac; Valium; THC tablets; Hemlock; white oleander.

You try these fixes a week at a time, and if they fail, proceed to the next one: The weeks in order:

Tobacco might sooth the savage beast; viagra might get you laid; prozac might get you feeling more optimistic; valium will make you forget how fucked up you feel from moment to moment (it's an amnesiac); pot pills make you hungry aAND optimistic -- but watch for paranoia. So we get to the hemlock, which as you say can mess you up, make you disgusting even to your ownself, without killing you. So: if that's the case, take out the White Oleander, steep it in boiled water, put in drinks, AND KILL THE OTHER ASSHOLES!

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