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Dude. That zombie bit a

quinn esq — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:32:10 +0000

Dude. That zombie bit a REGULAR shark. MEGA-SHARK cannot be bitten. Hell, you can't even gum him. He's even slobber-repellent.

Ha! Shows what you know

DF — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:47:50 +0000

In reply to Dude. Did you even watch to

Ha! Shows what you know about zombies. By the time that shark got lick one in he was already well on his way to zombiehood. Sure, you're sitting around with your pro-shark buddies, cracking open a few victory brews when all of the sudden the zombies have a shark on their team. See, all this hubris leads to complacency and pretty soon you can't even tell whether you're winning or losing.

The moral here is clear: Never send a Mega-Shark to do the job of a Giant Octopus.

Dude. Did you even watch to

quinn esq — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:42:35 +0000

In reply to Yeah, I'm shaking in my boots

Dude. Did you even watch to the end of the fight? Even that lil PUNY-SHARK kicked your zombie's ass. Or rather... DISARMED him! Hello? Watcha gonna do, slap MEGA-SHARK to death with your empty sleeve! Ha Ha! Laughter a'plenty at my house, the house of a believer in MEGA-SHARKS' greatness! And tiny tears over at DF's, where his big tough zombie friend turned out to be more fashion plate than UFC tough guy. Ha ha! LOL plurals.

Yeah, I'm shaking in my boots

DF — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:02:05 +0000

In reply to Once the UN passes that new

Yeah, I'm shaking in my boots over here at the prospect of a non-binding resolution! The UNGA is so scary!

Once the UN passes that new

Nebton — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:41:14 +0000

In reply to That's just silly, quinn. I

Once the UN passes that new anti-heresy law, your ass is ours.

That's just silly, quinn. I

DF — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:19:00 +0000

In reply to Speaking of rotting

That's just silly, quinn. I think we all know that the only candidate with the ability to defeat Ronaldus Magnus Zombie Reagan is Giant Octopus. As you can see from this file footage, zombies make short work of sharks:

Speaking of rotting

quinn esq — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:47:48 +0000

In reply to GOP finds the perfect leader - the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan

Speaking of rotting corpses... "you know who" is back.

MEGA-SHARK!!!! (TM)

Which is who the Dems should have run against Ronnie in the first place.

This is such an excellent

Nebton — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:41:50 +0000

In reply to GOP finds the perfect leader - the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan

This is such an excellent notion that I went back to read the 22nd amendment (the one governing presidential term-limits), looking for an escape clause. I'll need A-man's help on this one (where's he been?), but I think it's possible as long as he's not actually elected president. So, it'll have to be by proxy. Say, some chump (i.e., WKW) runs in his place with Reagan as his VP (I see nothing in the 22nd amendment against that), while promising to step down as soon as he's elected.

lol, yeah, that's about the

William K. Wolfrum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:03:15 +0000

In reply to There is some poetic irony in

lol, yeah, that's about the truth. In about five years Reagan will be viewed as a combo of Paul Bunyon/RonJeremy/Abraham Lincoln/Zeus

There is some poetic irony in

Michael Wolraich — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:50:32 +0000

In reply to GOP finds the perfect leader - the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan

There is some poetic irony in resurrecting a 2-year-old blog post about the resurrection of 5-years-dead former president, but I fear that the Reagan mythology will carry on long after everyone has forgotten everything about him, so I suppose that you can recycle this one every four years or so for the rest of your natural-born life.