Michelle Bachmann is...
...so flaky that when she showers with Head and Shoulders, she disappears.
...so flaky that if she eats a Hershey's Kiss she becomes pan au chocolat.
...so flaky that she snowed in her own cross country bus tour.
...so flaky that when she goes to KFC, biscuits order her.
...so flaky that she could sell herself in Japan as panko under the brand name Pannko.
…is so flaky that she thought the first primary debate would be held on the Food Network.
…is so flaky that the Gorton’s Fisherman chases her around.