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Tea Cup Piglets and Mini-Elephants

By Larry Jankens on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:25am | Humor & Satire
Pictured below is a Teacup Piglet, just like Teacup Poodles and Matchbox Chihuahuas, these animals are bred to be diminutive in stature to enhance their adorability rating - and look at the pig below, they are goddamn adorable. Chris Murray at Pennywell Farm in Devon, England, has spent the last 9 years breeding pigs to be smaller and smaller, to the point where they can fit easily into a teacup when
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Lego Overload, Featuring Karate Mario

By Larry Jankens on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:38am |
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Greetings on this beautiful Monday!

This video is for all the 8-bit and lego lovers out there.  Not only are the lego-animated features 8-bit in this video, but the music is as well.  Also, there is a special appearance from Karate Mario and a brief cameo from Bubble Bobble (10 points for anyone who remembers Bubble Bobble).  Enjoy the video!

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Inbreeding is Good?

By Larry Jankens on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:07pm | Humor & Satire

I was always under the impression that inbreeding was a bad idea. Not only is it creepy, but a diverse gene pool is desirable – at least that’s what I thought.  Until I read about the Italian town of Stoccareddo.  Just as a narrowed gene pool can increase the probability of a bad trait becoming overly prevalent, it can also do so for a good trait.

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Obama is Hitler: Satire for the satirically challenged

By Larry Jankens on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:40am | Humor & Satire

Obama is Literally Hitler

So should we call him Obitler? Hiltama? Seriously though folks, this is funny stuff.

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Anti-Capitalist Losers and Healthcare Reform

By Larry Jankens on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 10:32am | Politics

“Greed: A word commonly used by liberals, low achievers, anti-capitalists and society's losers to denigrate, shame and discredit those who have acquired superior job skills and decision-making capabilities and who, through the application of those job skills have accumulated wealth.” Neal Boortz

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The Ad Council Commercials: Stupid or Super-Stupid? You Decide

By Larry Jankens on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:52pm | Humor & Satire

Oh, how I disdain the Ad Council and their stupid commercials. Just look at these. Few things boils my blood more than seeing our government piss away our tax dollars. Our hard earned capital is routinely spent on frivolous endeavors that benefit few while burdening the majority. While I think government spending in certain areas is absolutely necessary, spending money on stupid stuff is deplorable. An awesome example of horrible government spending is the Ad Council. While the organization itself is not a governmental agency, it accepts millions of dollars in public funds.

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Your new crappy band

By Larry Jankens on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:18pm | Humor & Satire

This is a web meme that has been around for a while, but seems to be getting more traction lately so it deserves some more pub.  I invite y'all to participate.

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Lame or Awesome: MLK Autotuned

By Larry Jankens on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:02am | Technology

 

Is this incredibly lame or amazingly awesome? 

 

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