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    The Michelle Bachmann Dozens

    By Michael Maiello on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 4:34pm | Humor & Satire

    Michelle Bachmann is...

    ...so flaky that when she showers with Head and Shoulders, she disappears.

    ...so flaky that if she eats a Hershey's Kiss she becomes pan au chocolat.

    ...so flaky that she snowed in her own cross country bus tour.

    ...so flaky that when she goes to KFC, biscuits order her.

    ...so flaky that she could sell herself in Japan as panko under the brand name Pannko.

    …is so flaky that she thought the first primary debate would be held on the Food Network.

    …is so flaky that the Gorton’s Fisherman chases her around.

    …is so flaky that Eskimoes have 27 words for her.

    That is all.  Unless you have others!

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    so flaky that Tony the Tiger's her dream running mate.


    by Doctor Cleveland on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 5:05pm

    ...is so flaky she might actually beat Barak Obama.


    by Peter Schwartz on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 5:06pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFBW162l7S4

     

    She seems to be more interested in her stool and her flakes though!

    http://www.salon.com/news/michele_bachmann/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2011/06/28/bachmann_invincible

     


    by Richard Day on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 5:16pm

    You have Bachman

    An irritating disorder

    Phototherapy ......can be given as ultraviolet A (UVA) or ultraviolet B (UVB) light.

    Has Bachmann effected Boehner?

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001470/


    by Resistance on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 6:32pm

    She's so flaky you don't even have to frack her to get the gas out.


    by Donal on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 6:38pm

    Love this.


    by Michael Maiello on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:34am

    The big difference between Bachmann and Obama is Bachmann is bat-shit-fucking-crazy. So you have no problem figuring out her motives and can easily second guess what she will do in advance.

    On the other hand, Obama is like an unopened book. However, once you flip to the first page you notice it's blank ... you have no idea where he stands on any issue and you get overly frustrated thinking he's going to lead the debate on the issues only to genuflect to the GOPer's and beg them with a pretty-please to be good sports and go along with his agenda.

    Perhaps the worst nightmare we could give the GOPer's would be for Bachmann to be President and the Democrats in both House and Senate play the same game the GOPer's have been playing against Obama ... turnabout is fair play.

    As for me ... I'm sitting 2012 out. No point in voting for someone who can't deliver.


    by Beetlejuice on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 8:25pm

    Big mistake.


    by Peter Schwartz on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 8:41am

    Doesn't matter. I'll not get anything close to my expectations with either ... they cancel each other out so it matters not which one gets elected


    by Beetlejuice on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:56am

    As long as you feel good about helping a "bat-shit-fucking-crazy" woman become president, you're fine.


    by Peter Schwartz on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:03pm

    Skip the emotional stress of the presidential race and just vote for the next two Supreme Court judges.


    by Rootman on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:06pm

    Also.


    by Peter Schwartz on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:08pm

    ...that no two of her pronouncements are alike.


    by Rootman on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:21am

    Clever!


    by Michael Maiello on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:34am

    ...that bells on bob-tails turn off their ringers when she speaks.


    by Rootman on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:59am

    Heres' the Republican ticket for 2012: Romney-Bachmann.


    by Peter Schwartz on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 8:43am

    The Fake and the Flake.

    by Michael Maiello on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:03am

    I'd much rather see a Palin-Bachmann ticket. Just think of the entertainment value it would have.


    by Beetlejuice on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:57am

    ...is so flaky that when she talks, the only things that come out are crumbs that need to be cleaned up afterwards.


    by CVille Dem on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:40am

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