Okay, as our OGD notes, more and more he offers up a "Fuck Off" to those who offend - but as we get older, we're less inclined to say "Fuck Off and Die" - after all, we're not quite sure where *we* will end up, and populating it with our least favorite acquaintances is simply an unpalatable postmortem encounter that could last, em, fucking forever.
So instead, the contest is to tell them to Fuck Off to Mars - at least for 2 years, probably longer (and well, there is a chance they might not survive, but I'm guessing there's a second Bardo or Hades or simple Pet Cemetery for anyone past zero G).
Alright team, have at it - who should we send off rockets blazing, and for what (preferably humorous or engaging) reason)?