We all assumed that George W. Bush would spend the rest of his days clearing brush from his ranch in Crawford, Texas - much the way he spent his presidency.  But because of global warming there is a world wide brush shortage and W has had to find other things to occupy his time.  What you ask?  I'm so glad you asked 'cause it's hilarious - he's become a motivational speaker!

That's right, for as little as $19 dollars you and your entire office can come hear our former fearless leader speak.  Now that's a bargain!  I don't know about you, but I'd like to go just to hear what he had to say. 

I know he has insulated himself from reality enough so that he still thinks he did a fine job at ruining the country, but seriously, what could he possibly have to say about how to run a business?  Not only was he a horrible president, he was a horrible businessman too.  He had a hard enough time speaking coherently when he had stuff to say about things, what will he ramble on about now that somebody just gives him a mic and tells him to talk?  What type of folksy wisdom will he drop on us?  What is he going to motivate people to do? To be born into a super rich family and get everything handed to you?

Here is the flier:

I think what I like most about this flier is that everybody else listed has a quick phrase describing their expertise and ability and then a few bullet points about their accomplishments, but W's is just: 43rd President.  And if you had amnesia or love Fox news you would think that is a good thing.