OMG!!!! RU excited for sarah palin's debate? I SOOOO AM!!!! GOOOOO SARAH!!! she's going to kick that biden dude's WRINKLY OLD ASS!!! LOL!!! he totally looks like draco malfoy's evil dad in harry potter.

ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! too creepy!!! my grrrlfriend says that malfoy's dad, i mean joe biden, is going to win the debate because he knows about other countries and stuff, but she is TOTALLY effed in the head. first of all, sarah knows LOTS of countries. the president of russia is her neighbor, so she knows him the best of anyone. and she also knows people in canada and the north pole and all the other countries. so there!! second of all, this is america and nobody here gives any shits about the other stupid countries anyway. third of all, wait, i forgot third of all. oh yeah, third of all knowing lots of stuff doesn't mean that you get to win. there was this really smart nerd in my school called wally lipschitz (LOL!!!!) and he ran for class president. but kurt hanson, who's like super hot and a quarterback and everything but he almost got held back for flunking all his classes even english 10 with mr. susskin who gives everybody A's even me, especially if you're all flirty with him. anyway, kurt ran too, and he got like 1000 votes, and wally only got 3, and miley cyrus got 5 and she doesn't even go to our school. and then wally got a whole bunch of guns and he was going to try to kill everyone, but the police got him, and now he's in juvi. so see, sarah is like kurt except that she only flunked in college a little bit and plus she's not a dude and knows how to be flirty. and malfoy's dad is like wally except that he's really old and not a psycho. or maybe he is, and he's going to shoot everybody when he loses, and sarah will have to save everyone. it could happen.

so this is what you have to do. every time sarah says something really funny and cool, you have to write down 1 or 2 or 3 smileys likes this :):):):). or as many as you want. and every time slidin biden says something like super knowitall and dickheadlike, you have to write down a whole bunch of mad frownies like this >:( >:( >:(. and at the end, sarah will have like a thousand :) and evil malfoy dad will have like a million >:( and that's how you'll know that she won. YAY!!!!!!!!! GO SARAH!!!!!!! :):):):) and after that, everyone will know that she totally rocks and she'll win the election and then she'll be the vice president and after that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, the COOLEST PRESIDENT EVVVVVVVVERRRRR!!!!!

so i was going to a KOOL party for the debate where everyone drinks whenever sarah says "bridge to nowhere" (which she totally kicked the ASS of because why would anyone want to build a bridge that goes nowhere DUHHHHHH!!!!) but i got effing grounded because i got suspended when i kicked corey fuffenkeffer in the nuts for saying that sarah's not experienced. But sarah has five kids and corey has never even gotten to second base with anyone so i think that she has more experience than he does. so guess what i'm going to do instead????? LIVE DEBATE BLOGGING YAY!!!!!!!!!!! it's going to be the COOLEST EVVVVVRRRR!!! it's right here, so just come back for the debate and i will totally BLOG your pants off!!!!

also, if you haven't seen my awesome SARAH PALIN TRIBUTE PAGE, you totally have to check it out. i found all her greatest youtube moments. and I got tina fey pretending to be sarah. I LOVE YOU TOO TINA  and did you know that sarah has a vlog? IT'S EFFING AWESOME!!!!! you have to watch it!!!!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG! is everybody ready for the debate??? i know that sarah is going to win but i still totally have the butterflies. i almost threw up like 5 times and once i think i did a little bit, but it might have been spit. OK, so here's the thing. if you're watching, you can't just sit there like a dumbass. sarah needs you!!!!!!! they're going to try to ask her really hard questions, and she's super smart but she doesn't know everything, so she might need help. so if they ask a question and you know the answer, you need to think really, really hard and sort of put sarah in your mind next to the answer. it doesn't always work but sometimes it does and if there are enough people that love her who do it, it will totally work! but if you're not sure of the answer then don't think anything b/c if you think the wrong answer at her then she might get confused and get it wrong. OK? and if you don't know the answer, that's OK too. you can just think "GOOOOOOOOOO SARAH!!!!!!!" really hard in your head, and that will inspire her. i don't know that much because i'm only in high school and i don't always go to class if i don't feel like it, but i'm totally passionate about sarah, and i have a very high psiQ, so that's how i'm going to help her. also, i'm wearing my lucky panties.

if ur here to see my live blogging, please say HI and wish sarah LOTS and LOTS of LUCK! i might not have time to respond to ur comments but it's not b/c i don't care. i have a job to do. For Sarah!!!!

9:00 KATIE COURIC YOU'RE A BITCH!!!!!! i have to watch CBS b/c i have to fight MEGABITCH katie couric for sarah.

9:01 ok ready. wait, i don't want you to think that i'm a racist or anything and i totally love black people, but how is it fair that the dj or whatever she is is black? because obama's black, and so she must have voted for him, and now she's going to totally try to screw sarah. THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! ok, be positive. sarah doesn't any more stress right now from negative energy. it doesn't matter if the dj loves obama because sarah is tough. she thrives on veracity.

9:03 GOOOOOOO SAAAAAARAAAAAHHHHHH!

9:04 MALFOY'S DAD IS A CREEP!!!!!! bla bla bla. i'm already tired of listening to him!!

9:05 sarah, you can save us from the FEAR. we'll be brave like YOU when you shot wolves in the helicopter. i mean they weren't in the helicopter. they were on the ground, but i bet it was still super scary!!!!!

9:08 SHE IS TOTALLY KICKING HIS ASS!!!!! yeah, obama just goes to parties. we're tired of the usual parties. we want super fun SARAH PARTIES!!!

9:10 LET'S GET THOSE MEAN BANKERS!!!!!!!!! i'm going to cut up all my credit cards!! FOR SARAH!! but first i have to buy that really cool dress that i saw and i need some new shoes and a purse to go with the shoes.

9:12 DARN RIGHT about taxes, sarah. i totally might get a job next summer. like a lifeguard or something. i don't want all my money to go to the government. i need it to buy clothes and stuff after i cut up my credit cards.

9:14 malfoy is a dickhead. stop yelling at sarah you A-hole!

9:17 she's totally kicking his ASS. she's PATRIOTIC!! the government is not patriotic. get out of OUR WAY!!!! listen to all the details she knows. she knows more details than anyone. i bet malfoy doesn't know that many details!!!!!

9:20 HAHA he got barack and john confused. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIS OWN RUNNING MATE!!!! OMG he is so boring. are his 2 minutes over yet???? i can't believe those people laughed at the dumb bridge joke. that's like totally a dad joke.

9:22 YEAH SARAH KICKED OILY COMPANY ASS!!!!

9:26 i didn't know that they were going to talk about math so much!!

9:28 what r they talking about owing principals? i don't owe ANYTHING to my principal!!!! he's an a-hole.

9:30 sarah has the most energy of anyone! she's an energy independent!!!

9:34 DRILL BABY DRILL!!!!!!! it's the cooooolest slogan ever!!!! sarah will totally stop them from raping the contraceptive shelf!!!

9:36 ah-ha, the dj totally cut malfoy off.

9:36 malfoy is for granny same sex???? GROSS!!!!!!!!

9:37 sarah is tolerant of sex!!! i wish she were my mom.

9:40 ewwww. NO to early withdrawal. it is too FRUSTRATING!!!!

9:42 i knew he would be BORING. but I didn't know that he would THIS boring.

9:43 oooh, it's worse when he smiles

9:45 malfoy loves john???? GROSS!!!

9:46 7000 mattresses on the border of pakistan?? mattresses will never stop us!!

9:47 see how smart she is!! she can say ackmadiniji-whatever. she said it again!!!! she said it again!!! see she's knows lots about other countries!!! she said it again that's 4!!!!

9:49 i love the way she says "back ye up"

9:50 oh now malfoy has to show that he can say akmijad too!! but he only said it twice because he was nervous that he was saying it wrong.

9:51 spainnnnnnnnne. why did he say it stupid like that? what a jerk!

9:55 he said george bush's like 1000 times

9:57 she said ackmijad again! yaaaaayyy!!

9:58 when sarah is the vice president, we will win all the wars everywhere!!! yaaayy! and she won't let anyone have nuclear weapons. EVVVVVVERRRR!!!!

10:02 ok raise your hand if you like malfoy more or sarah more!!!! malfoy is a mean yeller. sarah is really nice and cool and pretty!!!

10:06 joebiden.com. Ick.

10:07 john mccain knows all about the blenders of mass destruction in Iraq. he's old but he's still cool!!!

10:10 i don't want to go to Scranton and no WAY do i want to go with an evil nerd like you MALFOY!!!

10:11 i love when she says doggone. it was so nice of her to say about how malfoy's dead wife is in heaven.

10:13 she totally knows what a vice president does. she was just pretending to be dumb before to make a joke!!! she is so funny. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

10:14 i had a long talk with my principal too after i kicked corey fuffenkeffer in the nuts for saying shit about sarah! borrrrrrinnnggg.

10:17 why did the dj ask about kelly's heels? who's kelly?

10:19 USA! USA! USA! we're the best country in the whole world!!! and sara would know because she's neighbors with russia!!!! and canada too!!!!

10:20 why is malfoy bragging about how rich he is? what a SNOB!!!

10:21 i think that sarah knows john better than malfoy because they're partners so he should just shut up.

10:26 sarah doesn't have to say sorry for anything b/c she always does everything RIGHT!!!!!

10:29 YAYYYYYY!!! more sarah debates!!! more sarah debates!!! she can debate barack and katie MEGABITCH couric and charlie DICKFORFACE gibson and malfoy and everyone. she's the best debater EVVVVVVVRRRRRRR!!!! and no more dumb interviews with really hard questions!!!!

10:30 ur so lucky that this is over mr. malfoy because in any more minutes you would have been totally destroyed!!!!!!!

10:33 YAYYYYY!!!! SARAH TOTALLY WON!!!!!! GOOD ENERGY THINKING EVERYONE!!!! YOU DID IT!!!!!!

10:39 SEE EVEN THE DEMOCRATIC JEW LEADER GUY SAYS THAT SHE WON!!!!!!

THE END i totally told everyone in school that she would win but nobody believed me. because in america, it doesn't matter how smart ur or if you've been to a million countries or if maybe u don't read the news all the time or ever. all u have to do is smile a lot and use words that everybody understands and not act like an a-hole. and then u totally get to win!!!! and plus it's better to be pretty. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!!

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR SARAH!!!! YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!