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    How Senator McCain might win my vote

    Since Senator McCain has taken to making rash policy decisions in the middle of debates to try to get someone, anyone to seriously contemplate voting for him, thought I'd give him a hint about how to earn my vote.


    Meet Smokey:


    She's an angel only cat and a bundle of joy to be around on those rare occasions that she doesn't have a serious case of catt-itude.  She is kind of extremely spoiled and has PLENTY of toys that I trip over whenever I dare to venture into her space (which is currently defined as my entire apartment).  But a few months ago Smokey decided her new toy was going to be a spool of thread that she happened to knock off my table.


    Word to the vast cat-vatar TPM community - cats and thread don't mix.  I took Smokey to the doctor after she didn't eat for two days and found that she swallowed the thread and it was knotting up her intestines.  Emergency cat surgery was needed for her to survive.  The vet stepped out of the room and sent in the Veterinary Assistant with the bill.

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!   {Here is where I would link to that Seth Myers Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Story if it was still available on youtube}

    A Long Island cat became the first to have a hip replacement, which was just several thousand dollars more expensive than the common practice, total cat replacement.

    I looked at the bill again.  I looked at my Smokey-pie.    But I couldn't help thinking of the following:

    • Veterinary care isn't absolutely necessary.  I could have made the choice that Smokey used up her ninth life by eating a 10 cent piece of string.  People on the other hand without medical insurance go into serious, serious debt.  Medical bills are the number one reason for bankruptcy.
    • In the Democratic primary, I spent a lot of time criticizing Senator Obama's plan as destined to fail.  Universal access to healthcare (without making it mandatory) would mean folks at less risk for getting sick would simply not pay into the system until it was needed.  And then if they do get sick, they have a right to care through the emergency room system.  I could have easily picked up a veterinary insurance plan for Smokey when I adopted her last year, but one of my friends advised they are a waste of money until something cat-astrophic (pardon the pun) happens.  Smokey's young and healthy - what's the worst that could happen?  Silly, silly me.
    • I'm pretty happy that Senator Clinton is going to be in the Senate pushing for true universal healthcare as both a right and a responsibility.  Granted given the bailout, it won't likely be achieved in the short-term, but if we are going to tackle the problem, it should be done the right way - not universal access that is destined to overburden the system.  The reality is the people least at risk will not be paying into the plan upfront, which drives costs up for everyone else, and when they do need care, we'll be absorbing those costs too.

    Smokey won...but just barely!  And after a few weeks of being a cone head, she's back to normal:


    So Senator McCain, I know you are desperate for votes and that you are willing to promise anything no matter how crazy and no matter how clear it is that if elected, you have no intentions on following through on it.  Might I recommend universal health insurance for pets... and people too of course?  And a pony would be nice.



    Comments

    hey dija, we're live now!


    Acck I've been officially outed as a crazy ass cat lady! Hope the transition goes smoothly :)


    it seems to be.. let me know if you see any quirks.


    Third try. Glad to hear Smokey's OK.


    (Third try.)

    Aww! Dij, I'm so glad Smokey won and has now fully recovered!

    An injured neighborhood stray cat showed up at my house a few weeks ago, and I ended up spending an unholy amount of money on surgery and follow-up vet visits, so I could be persuaded to vote for the guy who offers universal pet health care too. I have three cats now! (How many cats do I have to adopt before I become a "crazy ass cat lady"?) I could easily end up broke and on the street from paying for kitty health care.

    Btw, Seth Meyers reported on another instance of outrageous kitty care (and the typical accompanying kitty gratitude):

    "A woman in England paid over $17,000 for her cat to spend six days in an oxygen tent to cure his paralyzed larynx. The cat showed its gratitude by briefly holding eye contact."

    HAH!


    Nice use of the new tools! I'm all for universal pet health care. I have a sneaking suspicion that my dog would eat the entire spool of thread. I discovered this morning that he had chewed up my bank card. Grrrr.


    Maybe he knows something about the economy.


    Cats, curious...

    Stay with one cat. They tend to multiply if one is not completely vigilant


    Thanks Donal, so am I :)


    Eye contact?! That owner got eye contact! I am so jealous :)

    Congrats on the new addition to the clan! I think it's not the number of cats but how much they have you wrapped around their finger that puts you in crazy cat lady territory. If McCain starts allowing folks to claim pets as dependents, I'll canvass for him!


    Smokey eats thread. She's cute but not the sharpest tool in the shed. I'm not too worried about her learning multiplication :)


    Maybe you shouldn't have left him Twizzler-less. Bad O!


    *Just refreshing my profile*

    Hi Smokey-pie!


    *ignore please - refreshing my profile*


    Hi Ms. Precious Purrfect Smokey!