I have questions, lots of questions, and not just about politics.

• Why do hot dogs come in 10-packs, but hot dog buns come in 8-packs? Is there no communication at all between meat packers and bakers?

• If "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is true, then is it true also that "Whatever doesn't make you stronger kills you?"

• Should Sen. Harry Reid point out that his opponent, Sharron Angle, is the poster child for the effect of abolishing the Department of Education?

• If Jews hate Nazis, why do so many Jews like neo-cons?

• Why is the Coca-Cola distributed in the U.S. sweetened with high-fructose corn syrup, but the Coca-Cola distributed in Mexico sweetened with sugar? Does it have something to do with the volume of corn needed for tortilla production or is it that Mexicans can afford the "good stuff" and Americans don't mind eating livestock feed?

• There are many spiral galaxies such as our own Milky Way. Why are there no Spirograph galaxies?

• Am I the only one to notice that conservatives are essentially angry sacks of protoplasm?