MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
A guy named Mark Levin is another radio personality in that grand tradition of conservative demagoguery symbolized by rush and savage. The other day Mark had a delightful tete-a-tete with a caller:
CALLER: I just wanna say, Obama is a lot smarter than you folks give him credit for. You guys were on a roll, I have to admit, with all those tea parties. Everything was rolling along, the Republicans were gaining momentum. And he managed to change your entire conversational focus. And you let those three hundred thousand people --
LEVIN: My God. He's so smart. His own party voted against him on
CALLER. Yeah but you know he can just move those people over here anyway. He's already doing it with the one guy.
LEVIN: Yeah, sure, he can do whatever he wants. Let me ask you a question. Why do you hate this country?
CALLER: No, I love this country.
LEVIN: (angrily shouting)
I SAID WHY DO YOU HATE MY COUNTRY?WHY DO YOU HATE
MY CONSTITUTION? WHY DO YOU HATE MY DECLARATION OF
CALLER: Well, he seems to, he just moved (inaudible).
LEVIN: Answer me this, are you a married woman? Yes or no?
CALLER: Yes.
LEVIN: Well I don't know why your husband doesn't put a gun to his temple. Get the hell out of here. (David Frum http://www.newmajority.com/ShowScroll.aspx?ID=c88e2178-22c8-43a6-b85b-ac55624827e4)
STUCK INSIDE THE GOP, WITH THE LINCOLN BLUES AGAIN!
The radioman creates havoc
With all sorts of talk
Callers ask for clarifications
But all he does is balk
And Republicans treat him kindly
Cause his ratings really rock
What more can they do
With the wares they have to hawk?
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside the GOP
With the
Well Buckley's in the graveyard
With his flare and Yale Degree
Speaking to this George Will
A baseball devotee
And I would send a message
Asking if the pitcher really balked
But his writings have turned toward Cheney
And his freedom door is locked
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside the GOP
With the
Colin tried to tell me
To stay away from rush's line
He says that all the republicans
Are not of the radioman's kind
And I said "Oh come on now
All the party leaders honor rush
Anyone who disagrees
Will be silenced and then crushed
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside the GOP
With the
Gingrich has lost his mind
But he's still invited to talk
To hordes of right wing nuts
Drinking the '50's on the rocks
But now he takes on Pelosi
Who has the job that he once had
But as his hypocrisy abounds
Moderates just think him mad
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside the GOP
With the
Senator McCain came down here
Showin' everyone his wounds
After condemning all this torture
And condemning bush's goons
Now everyone's so baffled
He's preaching against any look
Into the masters who ordered mayhem
And those who did not play by the book
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside the GOP
With the
Now the pricks who run Wall Street
Where the Madoff's used to climb
Scream bloody murder
As regulations are back on line
And Moderates who sat patiently
Hoping to find out what price
They have to pay to get out of
Going through all these things twice
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside the GOP
With the
Conservatives set up tea parties
Pretending they are grass roots
The entire comedy is advertised
And promoted by Fox News
The hateful tone of bigotry
Seems to be all that is left
For Republicans who once ran the world
And must settle for something less
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside the GOP
With the
Hats off to B.Dylan