The phrase "Ten Commandments" is generally used to refer to similar passages in Exodus 20:2-17 and Deuteronomy 5:6-21. Some scholars distinguish between this "Ethical Decalogue" and a different series of ten commandments in Exodus 34:11-27 that they call the "Ritual Decalogue". Although Exodus 34 contains ten imperative statements, the passages in Exodus 20 and Deuteronomy 5 contain fourteen or fifteen. However, the Bible assigns the count of ten to both lists.[3] Various denominations divide these statements into ten in different ways, and may also translate the Commandments differently. (Wikipedia)

That's right, even the bible could not get 'the law' right. There are different versions.And of course the number of commandments is just plain serendipitous. I mean you could parse any of the three version into 12 or 15 commandments. But Ten is kind of a magic number. Just count your fingers sometime and you will notice this fact.

Kind of like some movies I have seen. Now there is the Clark Gable version of  Mutiny on the Bounty with Charles Laughton playing Bligh. Pretty much like Mutiny on the Bounty starring Brando as Christian and Trevor Howard as Bligh.  More fun to see the girlies in color, huh.

But then there was some difference in the movie itself  when the repub made the newer one in the 1980's. You know that guy who is a conservative and does not like Jews played Christian.  Interestingly, Bligh comes across looking kind of good. And you get to see more titties.

By the way, Bligh had his crew on different ships mutiny three different times. AND HE KEPT GETTING PROMOTED and given a new ship. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE REPUB THAN THIS? But I digress, I shall blog on my favorite sailor story of all time at another time.

Take a good look at the laws in Ex and Deuter sometime. They have kind of like addenda or some such. One of my favorites is this:

Do not boil a kid in its mother's milk. (Ex 34:26)

If you look at some of these laws, you will begin to feel better about yourself. I mean, I do no know about you but I never boiled any kid in milk, LET ALONE ITS OWN MOTHER'S MILK.

Now we are all very busy going about doing our duties in life, making sure cable is paid and our pc's are on line, but I need a little reminder from time to time, so here is a list of the Ten C's:

http://www.the-ten-commandments.org/the-ten-commandments.html

Well a professor friend of mine who teaches at Holy Christ!!! Community College discovered a huge vase in a cave in the Middle East.  In it he found a series of documents that he estimates to be thirty or forty years........AT THE LEAST.

He must remain anonymous so he secretly sent me copies of these documents.

However, remember they are not certified, not like My President's Birth Certificate

I, THE REPUB PARTY AM THE LORD THY GOD, (OR AT LEAST I AM ON GOOD TERMS WITH HIM) AND THOU SHALT NOT PUT FALSE GODS OR PARTIES BEFORE ME.

WHATEVER YOU DO, ITS ALL RIGHT WITH ME, JUST DO NOT GET CAUGHT.

IF YOU DO GET CAUGHT, STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR AWHILE UNTIL YOU ARE REBORN.

IF YOU GIVE A SPEECH, APPEAR AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY, OR WIN A GOLF TOURNAMENT, ALWAYS THANK ME FIRST.

ONLY THROUGH ME CAN YOU REACH TRUE HEAVEN ON EARTH.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GET CAUGHT.

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, OR LIE, OR COVET BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GET CAUGHT.

THE MORE MONEY YOU HAVE THE MORE MONEY YOU SHOULD EARN AND THE MORE MONEY YOU EARN THE MORE YOU CAN PAY ME AND THE POOL BOY IF YOU SO DESIRE; and remember, all contributions to my financial committees are tax deductible.

IMMIGRATION IS A BAD THING NORMALLY, BUT HISPANICS MAKE THE BEST GARDENERS.

EVOLUTION IS BAD AS A CONCEPT OR THEORY. THE EARTH CANNOT BE THAT OLD, IF IT WERE,  ALL MY MEMBERS WOULD HAVE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT MORE MONEY.

THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING.

TRY TO KEEP THE PEASANTS FROM REVOLTING BUT BASICALLY ALWAYS REMEMBER, THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING ANYWAY.

FEAR OF THE LORD IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT BUT FOR VOTES  THOU MUST INSTILL FEAR IN THE ELECTORATE: FEAR OF COMMUNISM, SOCIALISM, LIBERALISM, HOMOSEXUALISM, TERRORISM, MUSLIMISM, ATHEISM, AND PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LOOK LIKE US WILL GET YOU ELECTED EVERY TIME.

REMEMBER, ONLY THROUGH ME WILL YOU SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD ON EARTH

THOU SHALT NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT. TRY NOT TO STEAL, DIRECTLY ANYWAY, FROM ANOTHER MEMBER OF MY PARTY--WHATEVER THOU DOEST, DO NOT GET CAUGHT.

ALWAYS GET YOUR MONEY UP FRONT AND COLLECT ENOUGH INFORMATION SO THAT IF NOTHING ELSE WORKS AT LEAST YOU GOT THE GOODS ON THE OTHER GUY.

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT THOU SHALL TRY TO BLAME THE CLOSEST DEM.

PAY MINORITIES WHO WORK FOR MY COMMITTEES A LOT MORE THAN WHITES SO THAT MY COUNTENANCE SHALL HAVE THE PROPER FACE; EVEN SOME MINORITIES WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. (OH AND FIND OUT WHAT THEY PUT IN JUSTICE THOMAS' TEA AND ATTEMPT TO MASS PRODUCE AND PUT IT IN THE FOODS OF THOSE WHO RESIDE IN THE INNER CITY) 

DO NOT, EVER, BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST ANYONE IN THE PRESENCE OF A FEDERAL PROSECUTOR OR HIS HENCHMEN. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME JUST ASK SCOOTER.