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    Top 10 signs health care reform is NOT in trouble

    By Ripper on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:55am |
    10. Brad and Angelina still adopting risky Third World kids.

     9. Sales of hand lotion plummets as insurance executives slow evil hand-wringing.

     8. Michael Steele determines that Sarah Palin's stupidity, Mark Sanford's infidelity and Joe Lieberman's flatulence are pre-existing conditions but he will still cover their asses!

     7. News media complete grief therapy and accept that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett are sufficiently dead.

     6. Ted Kennedy still has breath in his body.

     5. Senate's 60 Democrats agree on hospitalization plan for Republicans.

     4. Home Depot posts record 2nd quarter profit on sales of pitchforks to liberal customers.

     3. ABC to launch new fall series "Gray's Socialist Anatomy."

     2. New CBS/Washington Post poll shows Obama's numbers have slipped recently, but Dick Cheney's flatlined after becoming weak and irregular.

    And the Number One sign health care reform is NOT in trouble:

    Gumbun is suiting up and packing a can of WhoopAss!