I have a whole long explanation about why "Move That Chair" should become the slogan that replaces "Yes We Can!" and "Four More Years," but I thought I should put the commercial first because it makes me laugh.

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[Intro: "Fistful of Dollars" theme plays.]

Fade up on deserted street in Western Town. A tumbleweed blows around the corner, followed by Eastwood/Romney character.

 [Three note whistle theme from “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” plays.]

Eastwood/Romney is wearing the Fistful of Dollars blanket outfit, except with a button-down shirt showing prominently under his poncho. Instead of a gun, he has a chair (identical to the one used  at the convention) strapped to his side. Makes a big deal of setting it down in front of himself & stands behind it, gunslinger-style. 

Camera dollies back to reveal Barack Obama walking into shot from opposite direction. Obama stops a few paces away. (Note: we see Obama only from side/back but he is readily identifiable as Obama.)

Close-up on Eastwood/Romney.

Eastwood/Romney: Make my Day.

Close-up on Obama. (Eyes only, unless we can get the real Obama.) He looks puzzled at first, then speaks.

Obama: Uh...Move your Chair.

There’s a pause. Obama sighs, rolls eyes, moves chair out of the way himself, walks on, past the Eastwood/Romney type.

[We hear a cell phone ring.]

From behind, we see Obama take a cell phone out of his pocket.]

Obama: Yeah, I’ll be there in a few minutes—I just had to move some guy’s chair out of the way.

We watch Obama from behind as he walks, puts cell phone in his jacket front pocket. From the same pocket he magically produces a cowboy hat and places it on his head.

["Blazing Saddles" theme begins to play and fades up through the following action.]

A horse appears, fully saddled. Obama hops on and cues the horse into a trot, then a canter. Zoom out as Obama disappears into the distance. Eastwood type has turned around and watches Obama ride away as “Blazing Saddles” theme plays up through the fade.