My daughter Barbara Bush, offered her endorsement of gay marriage in an interview. While my knee jerk reaction is to oppose it, I think I am beginning to understand her position. I mean, we want gays to change their sinful ways and how better to do that than getting married? The wife will be watching Mr. gay to see that he avoids hanky-panky and, in the meantime, he'll be developing the habit of living the straight life.

It involved the fact that first and second amendment solutions weren't working out so well so maybe we should invoke a third amendment solution (take it to another level) and start quartering soldiers in the homes of liberals. But some things are just so rotten that even humor can't help us to deal with them. The shooting of Rep. Giffords and the other victims in Arizona is one of those. It being Monday, the merchants of hate are back on the air, and their outrage is not directed at the shooter. No, it's directed at the Arizona sheriff who dared to speak the truth.

President George W. Bush spoke at a fundraiser for community college scholarships this week in downtown Fort Worth.

On avoiding talking about Obama's policies: "I don't think it's befitting the office of the presidency to go out and be criticizing my successor," he said. "I didn't like it when some of my predecessors -- a predecessor -- criticized me."

[translation: Clinton was a schmuck]