The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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Chicago message to NRA: Take your high capacity magazines and your sexy semi automatic rifles, shove them up your ass and proceed directly to Hell. Thank you for your attention.

I have studiously avoided as much as possible viewing the pictures of the slaughtered children from Sandy Hook.

 

It makes my heart explode, and I really am not right for hours thereafter.

 

Sometimes I get caught unawares, like I just did by Chris Hayes sitting in for Lawrence O'Donnell, in the prelude to discussing yesterday's  primary in Chicago.

 

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Don't like living in a country with a gerrymandered House? Well, then, move!

A modest proposal.

 

Some among you of an esoteric (and perhaps senescent) character may remember the story of that jewel of kundalini yoga, Bhagwan Rajneesh.

(My friend "Nada", one of the many girls who revolutionized the sex industry upon the dissolution of Rajneeshpuram, used to say in her exotic South African accent, "Bhagwan was like heroin"-and she should know...but I digress.)

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Stanford prof solicited for Warren pushback on feckless bank regulators. oops...

This is a Fox Business Channel segment of surpassing entertainment value--watch it soon, cause it's bound to be taken down shortly.

 

Under the rubric "Is government being too hard on the banks?", "correspondent" Melissa Francis mounted a push-back against Elizabeth Warren's widely praised roasting of a panel of do-nothing regulators for their abysmal failure to punish even the most egregious bank criminality.

 

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Afghanistan vaults past US on civil liberties and human rights! It comes to this!

It was bad enough a month or so ago when a conflict roiled Afghan-US relations over the release by our clients of thousands of detainees who had been cleared of any wrongdoing by the local judiciary.

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Your Honor, One Hundred Dollars does not BEGIN to measure my contempt for this court!

My father was irritated because a Federal Judge had ordered him to produce before him his client, an Italian American businessman then vacationing out of the continental limits (and, coincidentally, the extraditional reach) of the United States.

 

This moved my father to share with the judge his opinion that his obligation of vigorous representation of his client was incompatible with hauling him into court, and if the judge wanted him here, the judge could undertake to bring him.

 

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If Typhoid Mary lived next door, would you let your kids visit? Drink the lemonade? Gun owners are a public health issue.

The recent publication by the White Plains Journal-News of a  map highlighting the locations in Westchester and Rockland Counties of holders of  handgun permits raised howls of protest.

 

Issues of privacy were raised, though the information is part of the public record by law, and thus available to anyone with the time and inclination to visit the county seat.

 

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"You didn't build that..." (But you can buy in-monetizing the American Dream.)

Who can forget the howls of rage that rose from the barnyard circus that nominated Mitt Romney to carry the Repugnant standard into battle?

 

Most self-congratulatory were the distorted versions of Obama's rather clumsy reworking of Liz Warren's "God Bless!", a caution directed to the smug successful who saw no contribution from the commons.

 

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Prez: "Cat food! It's what's for dinner. (And we ain't talkin' Fancy Feast, nor even IAMS..it's Meow Mix for you, Granny.)

Notwithstanding public pronouncements to the contrary by Joe "too far over his skiis" Biden, and Harry "Mitt Romney pays no taxes" Reid, we learn today that Barry "shiv-in-your-back" Obama is feeling the pain of House Repugnants with such poignancy that he finds it neccessary to bargain away a big chunk of Granny's outyear meal budgets; throwing Boehner a bone as it were, by snatching it from Granny's teeth.

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One revolver per person. No semi-automatics, no shotguns, no hunting rifles.. Yes, we are coming for your guns.

I offer for debate: The only legitimate purpose of a firearm is to equalize the odds while you await the police.  It will have a mandatory trigger lock, and someday a palm print activated safety.

 

Therefor, if you feel the need (or have the greed) to wipe out unarmed mammals, use a Bow.

 

All firearms to be licensed.  You may possess a revolver.( plus  a speed loader if you need it, and only one.)

 

We will amend the constitution.

 

Yes, we are coming for your guns, and we shall have them.

 

 

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Support your local suicide hotline

It is perhaps easy to overlook that the final death in Newtown was that of the shooter.

 

Don't get me wrong--I would have cheerfully supported snuffing this piece of shit preemptively were it possible, even though I passionately oppose the death penalty after a crime has occurred.

 

That said, inasmuch as  the staggering majority of mass killings are  "murder-suicides"  it seems to me that a relatively accessible "mental health" amelioration of our  plight would be more adequate funding and personning of suicide prevention hot lines.

 

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Prez:"Boehner debt ceiling budget blackmail? Homey don't play that!" B.S.? Bluster? Bluff? Or Benko gambit?

We hear tough talk from Prez (not for the first time...) vowing that any attempts by John Boehner to leverage a fiscal bargaining position by demanding concessions as a quid pro quo for raising the debt limit are non starters.

 

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Security state eating its own. I'm lovin' it!

Let's get one thing off the table to.start with: As a sex-positive, semi-retired stripper I endorse the Broadwell-Petraeus liaison on principle. More sex is better than less sex.

That said, it is beyond delightful to see how the advocates, indeed, the very practitioners, of diminishing the hurdles to surveillance now dangle at the business end of their petards.

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Hey, Prez! (you worthless punk) Four steps to a fifth face on Rushmore.

With fear and trembling we turn towards the second term agenda.

Let's pretend that Obama has learned a thing or two besides how better to fake feisty.

These are a few of the several crucial pivots off the recent election that will give some hope for a new House majority in 2014, failing which we will continue deadlocked and stymied.

Prez, your mission should you choose to accept it: Lock in the components of your coalition, bring them directly to bear upon specific House repugnants rendered vulnerable by votes forced upon them over the next two years.

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Desperately Seeking Saviour: Heroic IRS agent, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

"Where am I going?". This was my cousin Tracy's charmingly naive response to my question :"What do you pack?" (.a Glock as it turned out). I had just learned that her recent accountancy degree had brought a job with the IRS, specifically the C(riminal) I(nvestigation) D(ivision).

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Prez to Pashtuns:"OK, we'll leave you medieval tribal nut cases alone. But we're taking your women with us, you murderous pigs. Blanket asylum for Pashtun women. How ya like us now?"

When the subject of our impending Afghan exit is discussed, it is common to lament the wretched condition to which the women of that country will be abandoned. On the Pakistani side of the Durand line, the same or worse oppression obtains.

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Goin' tribal, gettin' on the bus to Philly.

Some coming weekend morning, as the busses deploy from Atlantic Center at the unforgiving hour of 8:30, I will drop an extra 20 mg. of Adderall to steel myself against the unfamiliar glare of the morning sun, and set off to go door-to-door for that worthless punk, Obama.

 

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