The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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Before you board that chopper...

Amid the widespread grief over Kobe Bryant's death, a small lesson in the evils of "regulatory capture" is manifest, and the rich and powerful should pay attention.

Most of us are familiar with the alarms that sound when a plane is on a trajectory that in pilot-speak understatement, is designated "a controlled flight into terrain." As the situation grows more urgent, a voice will be  generated shouting "PULL UP! PULL UP! PULL UP!"

The warning is generated by a device called a TAWS (Terrain Awareness and Warning System). It costs about $37,000, plus $7000 in lost revenue for the downtime required to install. If you were rich enough to own your own helicopter, you would certainly want it equipped with one. Bryant, evidently, did not own his own helicopter, but instead used charters for his frequent air commutes.

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Plan B: Bloomberg before Biden

 

 

I know that there is no need for a fallback position, it's Sanders/Warren 2020 (or, you know, vice versa....)

 

But just in case--

 

If it comes to it, as between one scumbag neoliberal and the other, I  like Mike.

 

At least he comes with cash.

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Better board the bus for Bernie

 

 

Destination, "Furthur"

 

 

 

The sad reality that is our Electoral College mandates a new version of "Clean for Gene"

 

It seems clear that the fate of the nation (and the world) hangs in the dank cheese cellars of Wisconsin, the hillbilly sections of rural Pennsylvania and the vote-suppressing suburbs of Michigan.

 

A flood of volunteers from out of state is called for.

 

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AOC is Joan of fucking Arc!

 

 

 

 

Bernie Sanders was resurrected (from real, not virtual, near death...) by her endorsement, and his donations have exploded as reported today (35 Million for 4th Q 2019)

 

I used to say that she was a political  comet.  That's incorrect.

 

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Biden to Trump: Sure, I'll testify at the impeachment--jointly with you, punk.

 

 

Which, of course, he did not say, thus wasting a golden opportunity.

 

 

Why should Biden duck testifying, anyway?  if it were, say, AOC, or some other clapback *artist, the chance to make a direct attack on Trump with wall to wall tv coverage would be gold.

 

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River of Ice, River of Shit

 

One of the Fugs most poignant renderings was a song called Wide, Wide River (of Shit,) the theme of which was an impending surge of misfortune in which the world might drown.  I believe it had something to do with Vietnam.

 

 

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Hunter Biden: "Now, as to schtuping my dead brother's widow..."

 

This is a pretty hip room, politically, so everyone remembers ( all the way back to 2016)  how the visible anguish over "should I run or  should I not" exhibited by Joe Biden included a large, if vague, "evaluating it's impact on my family yadaya."

 

Today, we may translate at least a part of those concerns as touching upon the obvious  corrupt cloud enveloping Hunter's Board of Directors seat with Burisma.

 

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Jeffrey Epstein/Thomas Jefferson, Compare & Contrast

 

Amid the widespread revulsion appropriately manifested as the details of Epstein's predations emerge, ones mind is ineluctably drawn to his bother monster, Thomas Jefferson.

 

Let us perform a (truncated) inventory:

 

SEX SLAVERY: 

Epstein, "sex slavery curious".  Ordered books on the topic from  Amazon.

Jefferson: Repeatedly raped is actual  enslaved girl

 Advantage, Epstein

 

AGE OF VICTIMS: 

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Happy Birthday (77th) Jerry!

Jerry Garcia is 77 today...

 

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Trump, two prophecies

 

Most of us, by now, are familiar with the (spine tingling) "Trackdown" episode that, beyond al plausible explanation, foretold the coming of our misery.

 

 

 

 

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Gestapo! Don't answer the door!

At the behest of Mi Reina (AOC) and my vestigial conscience, I am joining a cadre of canvassers today to help inform any who may benefit therefrom, that they have rights in the face of the impending ICE raids.

 

Principally, of course, the paramount instruction DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR.

 

This paltry bit of symbolic resistance causes me to confront the wider and more difficult question that lurks.

 

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Tsipras joins May in snap election loser hall of fame...

 

Heads of state who are bound by fixed terms must envy, from time to time, the parliamentary leaders who can snap their fingers (as it were) and muster up a surprise election.

 

Surely, one might think, this lightning bolt, when deployed, would signal that the perpetrator had caefully analyzed the electoral terrain.

 

Or not...

 

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"They took over the airports", If you think your script says that, don't blurt it out!

As if to minimize his moronic display, explanations of Trump's July 4th encomium to the rag tag rebels of 1775 has been attributed to "trouble reading the teleprompter"...

 

 

 

 

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His crimes cry out to Heaven...he is an abomination

 

What, after all, is the breaking point?

 

In a week that produces a crescendo of evil, juxtaposing unspeakable cruelty to children with outright rape, how can the House not proceed with impeachment, regardless of the putative complaisance of the Repugnant  majority in the Senate..

 

Failing to  impeach is  to turn a blind eye to the clear obligation that simple humanity imposes.

 

He cannot be allowed to proceed in this fashion untrammeled, at least by the clear accusation of his serial crimes, made concrete.

 

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Blood on your hands? Call Jared!

Kushner Crisis Management, that is.

Remember the generalized outrage when it was bruited about that Jared Kushner (he of the purchased Ivy admittance) advised MBS Mohammed Bone Saw Bin Saud) that in the end, the furor over the Kashoggi atrocity would prove to be merely a speed bump?

Beyond outrage, there was derision--"Jared? PR advice? Y'gotta be kidding!"

Ha, ha, ha. The joke's on us

Business Quietly Returns to Saudi Arabia After Khashoggi’s Murder

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How to reap a whirlwind

1 Warm the Arctic so that

 

2. The temperature gradient lessens and

 

3. The wall enclosing supercold arctic air collapses and

 

4. The supercold air escapes south where it hits

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5. Extra warm extra moist gulf stream air and

 

6. Voila, tournedos. tornadoes  (H/T Moat...)

 

(Also, historic midwest flooding.)

 

As to the latter, we can only hope that the bloated corpse of the flooded out Trumpista serves as a flotation device saving innocent children.

 

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35 people can destroy a nation (when 34 are Senators...)

 

"That would surely be an impeachable offense" is perhaps the most frequently repeated phrase from the mouths of guests on Chris Hayes' show.

 

Most recently, it came from Jamie Raskin, congressman and, more specifically, member of the Judiciary Committee, from which an Impeachment Resolution  would have to issue.

 

"That", in this particular iteration, was a hypothetical advertisement on E-Bay offering pardons for cash.

 

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Osama's Revenge

Remember the scene in Carrie where the hand suddenly springs up from her grave, intimating horrors to come?

 

Well, (allowing for the dismemberment and burial at sea if true) the bony arm of Bin Laden once again grabs a nation by the throat and forces us to look into our (unattractive?) souls.

 

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Roger Stone's time in the barrel

Pro tip:  If someone knocks unexpectedly before dawn, just slip out the back, Jack (pace, Paul Simon...)

 

When you total up the years attached to the indictment pursuant to which Stone was taken in, he may get a chance to explore the tatooing talents of self-taught fellow inmates (to go along with the Nixon tatoo already on his back), it would appear that the dapper dark artist will be strongly motivated to give up his Godfather--or perhaps pull a "Frank Pentangeli" by way of "final exit"

 

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