How the hell can The Onion handle reality that is spliced with satire? Reality that is nothing but a joke?
I shall choose one or two of T-Rump's silliness.
So let us begin with T-Rump.
Like David or Solomon or a hundred Pharaohs (I always like to add that Pharaoh means the house of the king, but who gives a damn?) , the king had many wives and many concubines.
REINER: The words that have been flung out from his mouth are insane. If he was not a celebrity, if Donald Trump was not a celebrity, the words that come out of his mouth, you’d see a guy in a park, a lunatic in a park on a soapbox, and you’d walk right by him. But the fact that he is a celebrity, all of a sudden, we’re all interested.
I like this guy. He is about 6 to 8 years older than my kids and I began seeing his gigs on cable over the last 15 years.
It is hard to gage the issue concerning time in these days. I mean, you might pick up something on cable that is fifteen years old and not even know it is a decade and a half ago.
Louis CK has fun discussing his new family. Louis CK had his life and his riffs change forever.
Okay so Julius was worried about finances and Crassus had one hell of a lot of money.
And Julius of course was 'related' to the familia of one of the Seven Sacred Hills.
And so Julius had one of his daughters betrothed in marriage to a guy named Pompeii (who was another of those folks 'related' to another familia of another Seven Sacred Hills.
I had this dream again.
I forgot so much during the last decades.
I found this counselor and I used to come to see him.
He was a soft kind of guy.
And I would tell him all my sins.
Anyway he would hire me as an attorney from time to time.
I cannot even recall the reason for this representation.