The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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The A.D.D. Blues

The A.D.D. Blues
(In the manner of Dave Van Ronk)


My attention is disordered

You know, the deficit is deep

Won't you please take me to Tijuana

Where amphetamines are cheap





I got those A-Dee-Dee blues

A.D.D's got me in it's grip

If the disease don't make you stumble

The medicine....will make you trip

(gonna put you on a trip now... sure 'nuff make you trip)



My momma was a crankster gangster

I'm a crankster gangster too

Well she turned me on to Eskatrol

Back in 1962

She said to me "Sonny,

When you gotta stay up late and study hard

Try these tiny colored time pills

Oh, and, by the way, they will help you fight the lard...
 
Did I mention, no more lard?"
 
 
 

Now Adderall's in shortage

 

DEA says "go suck eggs"

 

So they switched me to Desoxyn

 

but it just ain't got the legs

 

5 hours is the half-life;

 

when you wake you're close to clean

 

Just a scrap left in your system, man you wake up feeling mean.

 

 

 

Hit that snooze for me will you--

 

one hour more, that's all I need

 

Morning goes a little better when y'still can feel the speed.

 

 

 

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