The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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A Seriousless and Sillyful Friday Afternoon at the Haikulodeon

 

 

 

Here's this week's heap of haikus:

 

 

The present now past.
Tomorrow now yesterday.
Back to the future.


(In honor of yesterday being "Back to the Future Day"  (October 21, 2015), here's Chet Atkins:)
 

 

 

 

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Jidai Matsuri
The festival of the ages
honors Kyoto.

( October 21 is the festival of Jidai Matsuri, which commemorates the founding of Kyoto. )

 


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I once had a girl
and I did think it good 'cuz
this Norwegian would.

 

( Fifty years ago this week, the Beatles recorded Norwegian Wood. )

 


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I'm getting dizzy
from seeing the art in a
descending circle.

(Happy 56th anniversary to the Guggenheim museum in NYC!)

 

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"Okay, let's begin.
Insertez-vous tab A?!  Damn!
The plans are in FRENCH!"

 

 

 

 


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We stacked the firewood
then trudged through the mud to the
hen-house to get eggs.

 

 


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double haiku:


Though Justice is blind,
the all-seeing eye takes note
of our transgressions.

Give glory to God
in all you do or speak, keep
His word within reach.

 
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Blind Justice-ku:

Blind also means a
place from which you can shoot ducks.
Mallard lives matter.


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Stuck inside mobile?
call Alexander Calder
and he'll get you out.

( Thanks DD, for posting this song last week. )
 

 

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triple haiku:

 


My life has meaning.
I'm here to make you laugh
It gives me purpose.

 

No sarcasm meant.
I fail in so many ways
by many measures.

 

But one thing I know
It gives me joy to share laughs
That's what Life's about.


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Walking down the street
I'm inspired by reflections
of America.

 

( Photo taken with my cell phone the other day on West 107th St. in NYC.  )

 

 

 

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We'd be out of luck
if amoebas got stuck in
primordial muck.
 
 
 
 
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You've fought long enough,
You may put your sword down now
and rest, simply rest.
 
 
 
 

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She entered, wearing
a sweatshirt and dungarees
which left him breathless

 

 

 

 

 

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Observation-ku:

 

Lately, more strangers
that I meet on the street are
calling me, "Poppy."


 

 

 

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An empty vase sits
on a cluttered office desk
waiting for flowers.

 

 

 

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Sadly, it seems while
she was pinching pennies, he
was pinching barmaids.

 

 

 

 

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Courtesan and muse,
she stayed unemotional ...
(though often tickled.)

 

 

 

 

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Double haiku:

In a sleepy town,
off the beaten path, lived a
man who knew nothing.

He was fed by cows,
carried by horses and was
admired by dogs.


 

 

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You don't always know,
When you have stepped from a field,
Into a meadow.

 

 

 
 

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If you choose to use
a magnifying glass, know
that you will find flaws.

 

 


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When you have a lot
that's on your mind, let your day
begin quietly.
 

 

 

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None shall ever know
private failures we endure ...
unless we succeed.

 

 

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Her vichyssoise was
so cold, the potatoes wore
napkins to keep warm.
 


 
 

 

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Red leaves on roses,
and whiskey on kittens?!! THOSE
are your fav'rite things?

 

 

 

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It's time for another installment of "You Do the Haiku!"

 

 

Submit your haiku for this painting in the Comments section ...

 

 

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rain-soaked city streets,
the glare of flashing neon
blinds the private eye.

 

 

 

 

 

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double haiku:

 

We struggle, at times,
remembering our loved ones,
but vow, they won't fade.

So, the old stories, though
familiar, are re-told, to
refresh our spirits.

 

 

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Baseball excitement
has taken over our town.
Strangers shout: "Go Mets!"

 

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Yearning for peaches,
he settled for nectarines ...
and hoped for the best.
 

 

 

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She hurried to work,
dodging buses and trollies ...
A "new woman's" stride.

( Fifth Avenue NYC circa 1910 )

 

 

 

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Sitting in my yard,
watching the moon peeking out,
from behind storm clouds.

 

 

 


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There are times when the
most expedient thing is
to just carry on.
 

(1973: Former Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau carrying current Prime Minister Trudeau to an important meeting.)

 

 

 


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double haiku:
 
 
He sees kids at play
and represses sadness at
not having children.

Sitting in the park,
he looks at ducks and swallows,
wishing he could fly.
 
 
 
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She laughed wickedly.
Such a chill went up his spine,
that he sneezed ice cubes.

 
 
 

 

 


 
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Irony-ku:
 

We anxiously wait
to become our own persons,
then try to fit in.

 

 

 

 


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Dark side of the moon;
where they keep the cheese ... and the
light sensitive cows.


 

 
 
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Though fragile hearts need
whispered blessings, they also
need a steady hand.


 
 
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tanka haiku:  

 

Sad days are ahead.
They can not be avoided.
We must live through them.

We'll get to the other side,
through faith, hope and endurance.
 

 

 

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She gets lost in books,
often losing track of time ...
and what year it is.

 

 

 

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 tanka haiku:

A man with a limp
quietly whistles on his
way to the bus stop.
    His halting steps belie the
    music he hears in his head.
 

 

 

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Indulge your passion.
It's often what drives you to
exceed your limits.

 

 

 


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Sometimes an echo
from a life you left behind,
catches up to you.

 

 

 

 

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Success always stands
on the shoulders of failure.
Please don't wear spiked heels.

 

 

 


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Who have you steadied?
Whose heart have you opened? Whose
dreams have you unleashed?
 

 

 

 

 

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Looking down from Space,
all the clouds are upside down ...
making earth, heaven.
 
 

 

 

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Tanka haiku ala Bob Hope:
 
I wanna tell ya,
that Pain is really something ..
How about that pain?
 
Pain got so bad, Les Brown had
to admit he was More Blue.

 

 

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I'm down on my knees
Tell me what I want to hear ...
How do I get up?
 

 

 

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double clown-kus:

He wore funny shoes
because he had funny feet.
So why funny pants?
 
How sweaty was he?
That clown was so sweaty that
the seltzer sprayed him.
 
 

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If you see the world
as humorless, you'll never
understand the joke.

 

 

 


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Comments

Smith, High Honors for "sleepy town". Just great.

The challenge.

 

I want to lie down,

just like a cat, no good thoughts,

no plans, no regrets.


Thanks. Oxy!  Excellent challenge response! 

As for Sleepy town ...

I forgot that I wanted to change the word, "admired" to :worshipped" ... Oh well.  ;-)


Leave it be.

 

I dug a well deep

well, I can dig deeply if

I really want to.

 


I dug a well deep

until I reached the surface.

So much in between.


Good one!

I dug a well deep,
so deep I became unwell
be well, stay shallow


Deep.  Thanks Oxy! 
 


Haiku challenge ....

Red hair, a black cat,

green as the spot to slumber.

Blind relaxation.


There was a black cat

It was a very dark knight

I didn't see it


Good one, Guy Called LULU!

 

A storm was coming,
It was a very dark night,
Hang on, Mexico!


 


 

Nice one, Missy!


https://xkcd.com/554/

<DIV CLASS="MAIN">

<SPAN ID="MARQUEE">

BLOG!</SPAN></DIV>


Hmm... not sure that last line has the right syllable count.  ;-)
 


Blog! - end span - end div  

(exclamation is a directive, not to be transcribed)

You can also say "close span, close div" 

So LISPishly:

(((Div class equals Main)

(Span ID equals Marquee))

Blog! ((end Span) (end Div)))


 

Okay ... but let's try to keep the haikus in an actual recognizable language from here on, not some geek assisted techno-robotic double secret encoded short-hand .  Jeez.

 


Jeez, it's HTML - only the most used written language in the world. You'd think it was Sanskrit.

Tim Berners-Lee built
the Internet from simple
HTML tags.

And it was a cartoon -

Jokes are funnier
With an element of surprise.
Visual jokes moreso.
Such low tolerance for Haikuteness.
Psst - in the "you put a spell on me, baby" category:
Robotic doubles
Keep their liaisons hidden
Using hex-a-code

(Sigh)  Low tolerance for Haikuteness?

FYI - I built a whole website using html and it's a quaint dinosaur now because Yahoo has now stopped using the program on which I built the site.  I've been trying to figure out my next move with the site, since my website design skills are ... ummm, pretty basic.  So now it's kind of a relic, something from the early 2000's  So many html pages ... Check it out:  www.Spondyville.com


(double sigh, eyeroll, small pirouette) Okay, Mel Brooks in Haiku Anxiety? 

So site fused in time thanks to Yahoo, eh? Aside from funny font spacing, doesn't seem too bad.Sadly my html skills were honed hastily hacked together around 1995, with my last Website being based off a site design I paid $20 for and threw in some other bought graphics.Hmmm... maybe that's an option - I got 10 years out of $30.

(and overall I don't think people are going there for interactive Flash or latest HTML5 - the haiku & hold-on-to-your-dreams appeals are much more compelling than glitzy design. Just my 2 cents. Though had this idea someone could update it as Skyfall / James Spondy just to keep it hip & current. How do *you* see Spondyville 2.0?)


I want bells and whistles!  hahaha.   Well, to tell the truth, I don't think I see it that much differently.  The idea behind it has always been a town where everyone has Spondylitis so no-one ever has to feel alone in dealing with the disease.  I've always liked the stories and jokes about the characters more than anything else; the history, the running gags, like the rivalry between the fraternal organizations, the Turtles and the Penquins or town handyman, Pops DeMaupassant struggling to change the clock on top of the Town Hall twice a year or the pages chronicling the globe-trotting of the town's three Snowspondy goodwill ambassadors.  I guess 2.0 would just be more of the same with slightly better graphics.  ;-)  


Desperately I
searched for the bottom of your
post so I could post...

Like a child needing
to pee, I held my haiku
as long as I could

Then I did it on
The floor. Bad PP, bad pee-pee.
My haiku is humbled.

Oy.  I may never call you PP again.

It is quite perfect
that in the end you're left with
a humble haiku.
 


EZ 4 yooz 2's
Say - whoz gonna pay 4 mize
Ruint flyin' carpet?


Haiku Headline:

Hillary endures
the Benghazi Committee
charade, takes a bath.


Ha!  Excellent, Peracles!


I am late having done other things.

But damn, I hereby render unto Peracles the Dayly Line of the Day Award for this here Dagblog Site given to all of Peracles from all of me; except let us make it the Line of the Week.

REALLY WELL DONE FROM A NON BELIEVER.

HAHHAQHAAHAHAHAH


With her 'familiar'
The red-haired witch dreams fondly
Of Halloween night

 

(my haiku submission)


 

Love it!  Well done, flowerchild!!


I am sorry I missed  this:

My son just showed up

And he brought me a new bed

He brings me old things

But it is all good to me

He cares about me

This is a queen bed

Although I am not a queen

hahahahha

Mama needs more room

The old bed no doubt

Had some real scary critters

Or bad memories

It is so so nice

To have such a real good friend

Who cares about me

(At least I am not caught up in Memphis Blues Again, hahhhH)


A new bed, how wonderful!

Hopefully a new
bed will be what will give you
the rest of your life. 

(Apologies to Sleepy's mattress store for stealing their tagline.)


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It is wonderful!

No kidding.

And now my bedroom looks like a bedroom. hahahahahah

​He comes and complains how I do not clean up and...

So I cleaned up and mopped up and...he shows up.

He was happy and I was more happy.

He always worries that I am losing my mind.

He is less worried this weekend. hahahahah

 

It was a goooood few days.

But your works are sooooooooooo very very gooooooooood and you are receiving many hits; people read you now.

 

 

 

It makes me glad in my heart of hearts.

 

But, we must not follow each other tooooooo  closely, hahahahahah

 


I am glad you had a nice weekend.  I had a good one too.  Made treats with the kids. You can find us on Face book. I posted a bunch of pictures.  


The pix were cute.

Precious was dressed up like pumpkin a year ago.

.I shall receive pix soon concerning 5 days from now. hahahahahahah

Kids like this nonsense.

We need more nonsense. ha


Thanks I added more pics on my time line.  I will have to post them on yours. 


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