You Write The Punchline! ...

By MrSmith1 on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:38pm |

Choose any or all of the following set-ups and then ...

YOU WRITE THE PUNCHLINE!

1) Paul Ryan walks into a soup kitchen ...

2) Mitt Romney just released his tax returns and ...

3) How many Republicans does it take to voucherize your grandmother?

4) A priest, a rabbi and Mitt Romney were playing golf ...

5) At the Pearly Gates, Big Bird meets St. Peter. St. Peter says ...

examples: Paul Ryan walks into a soup kitchen ... and privatizes the soup.

Paul Ryan walks into a soup kitchen ... and everyone pans his visit.

Now come on, I know that you Dagbloggers can do better than that!

Have fun!

Comments

Mitt Romney just released his tax returns and ... if you can't see them it's not his fault.

by Ramona on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:17pm

Mitt Romney just released his tax returns and commanded that nothing shall be returned!

How many repubs does it take to voucherize your grandmother? Four....

One to get the 'spin' right.

Two to make sure they got the 'spin' right.

Three to make sure that all repubs have or had grandmothers.

Four to make sure we get rid of all grandmama's who have no insurance!

Enough for now, I must contemplate this!

by Richard Day on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:36pm

Got it, Richard.

It doesn't add up, right?

Brilliant!

by Wattree on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:54am