Genghis wins: Full questions in comment section ...
1) I am thankful for pleasant memories?
2) I am thankful my mom knew she couldn't cook and we mostly went out to eat?
3) I am thankful for innocent childhood diversions?
4) I am thankful for innocent adult diversions?
5) I am thankful for working at home (and for the fairer, less hirsute sex)?
6) I am thankful for moral consistency?
7) I am thankful that I won't be seeing any more new banks in my neighborhood?
8) I am thankful for free but fair trade?