Forced to admit that reality and Conservatism can’t survive together, top Conservative leaders came together today to announce that they have begun “Creality,” a new, separate reality only for Conservatives.

“Ronald Reagan remains the greatest President ever,” said Top Conservative Newt Gingrich. “My term as Speaker of the House was the most successful in U.S. history.”

Conservatives are hoping that Creality takes a big bite out of Reality’s overall popularity and acceptance. Overall, Reality has often hindered Conservative plans, as time after time their basic beliefs have fallen flat. Which is one reason why those who choose to live in Creality will have to accept a Conservative present, past and future.

“Oil. Salmon. Energy! ” said Top Conservative Sarah Palin. “Track!”

Some political experts have already said the move is a risky, but necessary one for Conservatives.

“War,” said Top Conservative Bill Kristol.

Many also admit that being that Conservatives are plainly living in an alternate reality filled with historical revisionism, anyway, it only makes sense for them to make it official and create their own reality.

“We what, now?” said Top Conservative John McCain.

Whether Creality scores in the polls is another question. When asked in a poll if they would choose an alternate reality, 29 percent picked “Only if Obama is not around.” Holding tight to that information, Conservatives are crowing about Creality.

“Hitler was a liberal,” said Top Conservative Rush Limbaugh, who has lived in his own form of “Creality” since 1979. “Black people suck.”

–WKW

See my companion piece to this, “Reality Bites for Conservatives,” at Alan Colmes’ Liberaland.

Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles