Seeking qualified candidates for leadership role with a top American political party who will:

• Distance the party from unsuccessful policies of the past
• Promote the party's free market, supply-side, militaristic ideology
• Expand the party base beyond undereducated, white, Christian men
• Continue policies that appeal to anti-intellectual, xenophobic, misogynistic prejudices among the party base
• Communicate the party's profound intellectual tradition
• Invent fun jingles, e.g. "Drill, baby, drill"
• Marginalize popular media stars who make the party seem in intolerant and extremist
• Appease popular media stars who appeal to intolerant extremists
  
• Establish a reputation for big ideas and can-do ethic
• Obstruct, obstruct, obstruct

Requirements:

• Charisma
• Marketing savvy
• Ruthlessness
• Familiarity with hip-hop music and urban slang
• Ethnic and/or female attributes a plus

Compensation:

• We offer competitive salaries, benefits, and raw power

Homosexuals, Muslims, atheists, and Bushes need not apply