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    John Ensign on Eric Massa: "I don't tickle anyone"

    By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:42am | Politics, Humor & Satire

    WASHINGTON – Republican Senator John Ensign – speaking from his room at the C Street Center – has come out swinging against ex-Representative Eric Massa.

    “That he would admit to a tickle fight is a travesty and an embarrassment for this Congress,” said Ensign, who at no time during his speech slept with any of his friends’ wives. “The Democrats have once again proven to have serious ethics problems.”

    Ensign – who while speaking never once tried to find a job for anyone he cuckolded – said he felt his record showed him as a fierce non-tickler.

    “I don’t tickle the Republican Party at all,” said Ensign, who was backed by close friend, Republican Sen. Tom Coburn. “I stridently avoid any ticklish situations.”

    Ensign’s speech was cut short, however, as his parents arrived and chased away reporters with a broom and $100 bills.

    –WKW

    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

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    Look closely at that photo. Ensign is tickling one hand with the other hand. That's depraved.


    by acanuck on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 6:09pm