LAS VEGAS – The golfing world is buzzing as two of the world’s most important golfers – Tiger Woods and William K. Wolfrum returned to the game of golf on Thursday. Woods shot a first-round 68 at the Masters in Augusta, Ga., while Wolfrum shot a 99 at Arroyo Golf Club at Red Rock in Las Vegas.

“It’s just great to be back,” said Wolfrum, a sometimes golf blogger and golf writer. “It feels like I’ve been away forever.

Wolfrum, who has famously never won anything on the golf course, played at TPC Las Vegas on Friday, but said that due to national security concerns, he was unable to announce his score publicly.

“I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill myself,” said Wolfrum.

Woods – who sits two shots back of the lead following Day 2 of the Masters – was forced to miss time on the PGA Tour after admission of multiple extra-marital affairs. Wolfrum – who sits at home whining that his back is sore after playing twice in two days – was forced to sit out nearly two years from golf due to not having any scandalous sex, and for having a very good marriage, according to reports.

“Things are really quite stable on the home front,” said Wolfrum. “I guess I just like spending my weekends with my wife.”

Woods will be playing again this weekend as he shoots for his 15th career major title. Wolfrum – using his recent golfing experience as a guide – should play again on March 3, 2012. Wolfrum announced that his reviews of both the Arroyo Golf Club, and the TPC Las Vegas will be appearing at LasVegasGolf.com in the near future.

–WKW

Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles