MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
Cashing in on PAC money, Carly gets her 15 minutes of fame and waves goodbye. Forgetting the fave GOP joke - "what do you call the first female president?" "Bitch" it's hard to imagine she could campaign as a female bulldog and gain long-term traction, especially when working the media-savvy Donald Trump's side of the street, Unhinged Alley, and paying more attention to his hair. Mostly she served a useful retread for the media to trot out old HP stories and comparisons with Hillary and other little pot fillers. It's like Halloween's coming and there are treats for everyone. Except Carly, it seems - her sweets are rapidly turning sour. Adios, Carlita - we hardly knew thee. In a man's world/party, when your hair starts waving, it's just waving goodbye.