MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
2 Americas, 3 demographics. Hillary's been focused on the Adorables, and shunning the Deplorables, but where's the reacharound for the Plorables? Now that we have a name for them (nope, it's not the 5th TeleTubby), it's time to have a meet and greet, an accommodation, a No Plorable Left Behind moment. Kennedy set us to putting a man on the moon and launched the Peace Corps to save the world - can Hillary bring the Plorables back into the fold? Can we all be one big happy family? I'm willing to give it a go - where do we sign up?