I’m So Sorry to Report that Ted Cruz’s New Beard Looks Great

By artappraiser on Mon, 12/10/2018 - 2:41pm |

That Luntz is tweeting this is the most amazing thing about it, must mean a change in tastes among GOP voters, he knows this stuff:

The beard would have won @TedCruz the 2016 GOP primary.https://t.co/2B9RvJ4zUZ
— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) December 10, 2018

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https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/12/ted-cruz-beard-is-good.html

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Apparently Stephen Miller's hair on TV today is another matter?

Instead of mocking Stephen Miller's spray-on hair, we should be working to stop his vile policies.

Whoa. Just saw the hair. We can multitask.
— Z (@surlyZ) December 16, 2018

by artappraiser on Sun, 12/16/2018 - 10:13pm

Here's a picture of Stephen Miller without the painted on hair.

by ocean-kat on Sun, 12/16/2018 - 11:23pm

I don't know about the beard but I think he'd have likely gotten more votes if he didn't hock up a chunck of food, let it hang on his lip for a minute, and then eat it on national tv during a primary debate. Trigger warning, don't click the video, it's disgusting enough to make you gag.

by ocean-kat on Sun, 12/16/2018 - 10:55pm

I’m So Sorry to Report that Ted Cruz’s New Beard Looks Great

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