THIS JUST IN: World ends tomorrow the 21st

By Richard Day on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 2:31am |

I was so excited when we escaped the Rapture two weeks ago.

And then THEY reset the date.

Damn, and I went ahead and paid my cable bill!

URL:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-19/rapture-isnt-may-21-says-tim-lahaye-the-author-of-left-behind/?cid=hp:mainpromo8

Comments

by Elusive Trope on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 10:21am

hahahahahh

by Richard Day on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 10:56am

Better yet...leave some smoldering on sidewalks with burn patches etc.

by cmaukonen on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 11:07am

Hmmm, I'd better ask my wife clean the bathroom today or it might never happen.

by Donal on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 12:04pm

Ah, go ahead and clean it yourself. Today.

by we are stardust on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 12:41pm

Judgement comes early ...

by Donal on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 3:37pm

Apparently it has already ended in China, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Hawaii, The Aleutian Islands, American Samoa...............

by cmaukonen on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 3:24pm

And it hasn't shown up on the crawler on the bottom of the screen on CNN yet.

by cmaukonen on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 3:24pm

They are telling me on MSNBC that it ends at 6:00 PM tomorrow. I assume EDT. Why God choses EDT is beyond me!

by Richard Day on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 3:40pm

But what about those on PST ? Do they get left out ? All those righteous Christens on the West Coast will have to drive to NYC to be ruptured.

by cmaukonen on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 3:55pm