Bread, Circuses, and Red Meat Top 10

By Ripper on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 2:20am |

The McCain campaign is tossing goodies to the GOP convention and to the unwashed masses. A top 10 list:

1. Try to remember that John McCain was a POW.

2. The liberal media hates Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter, so it's okay to hate "them."

3. Try to remember that John McCain was a POW.

4. The McCain-Palin will kill all politicians in Washington and move the White House to either Phoenix or Wasilla.

5. Try to remember that John McCain was a POW.

6. Barack Obama doesn't know doodly.

7. Try to remember that John McCain was a POW.

8. Barack Obama will send special "Pharaoh Squads" to your home to kill all children under 3 years old.

9. Try to remember that John McCain was a POW.

10. Oh, you remember!