Confessions of an Unrepentant Hood Rat
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Some have advised me to maintain a strict journalistic public persona. They said that if I begin to indulge my passion for music and poetry that I wouldn’t be taken seriously as a journalist. Well, I’ve decided to take that chance, because I’m not just a journalist. First and foremost I'm a writer, and my primary mission is to chronicle my times, from my perspective, for my grandchildren and great grandchildren just as I wish someone had thought to do for me.
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I don’t want my descendants to have to ask who was ‘Poppie,’ and what was he like. I want them to be able to see my world through my eyes. I also want them to see my reaction to it. That way they won't have to speculate about who I am. I want them to know me, warts and all, so they’ll have a better understanding of who they are. So I've decided they need more than just sterile opinions. They need a frame of reference that will give them some perspective into the well from which my opinions are drawn.
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And since I’m both a musician and a poet, naturally, music and poetry are a big part of my life. So I use both mediums to define myself, just like a person with a Ph.D. uses the letters behind his or her name to define who they are. I wish I could simply put Uh.R (Unrepentant hood rat) behind my name, but it would be such an uncommon convention that no one would get my meaning.
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But if I could, that’s exactly what I’d put behind my name, because that’s exactly who I am. Many take issue with my defining myself in that manner, but I wear the education that I’ve gained through surviving the adversity of the Black experience with the same kind of pride that any Harvard, Yale, or Columbia graduate place in their backgrounds. In fact, I take much more pride in it.
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The degree that I managed to obtain through my “formal” education was theoretical at best. I simply received a receipt attesting to the fact that I was warming a chair in an environment where psychology was discussed. It says absolutely nothing about whether or not I absorbed any of that knowledge in a meaningful way. Otherwise, with all the receipts being handed out across this country every year we'd be in much better shape as a nation. George W. Bush managed to obtain a receipt from Yale. That alone should speak volumes regarding both their intrinsic value, and Yale. Thus, I come from a tradition where a person can't simply hand me a receipt - they have to show me that they can think.
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While I didn’t get a receipt for the education I obtained on the streets of Watts, the Pueblo Del Rio projects, and various other areas in inner city Los Angeles, just the fact that I’m sitting here writing attests to the fact that I’ve been dragged through the pits of Hell and managed to come out the other side as a fully functional individual. Now, those are credentials. My education is hands-on, and I have the wounds to show that I graduated magnum cum Lawdy (sic).
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My education is real, not theoretical. It’s the very same education that Obama is using to make the GOP look like idiots. Surely you didn’t think Obama learned to make Trump look like a fool at Harvard, did you? And rubbing Trump's face in his shortsighted idiocy at the correspondent’s dinner, while at the same time, coolly accomplishing what the chest-beating Bush administration was unable to do in seven years . . . that was classic hood rat. It was uncharacteristically flamboyant of our president, but I’ve never been so proud.
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My professors in the hood were some of the greatest minds I’ve ever known, and they held court in the finest Socratic tradition - while sitting on empty milk crates in the parking lot of ghetto liquor stores. And tuition was cheap - a half a pint of Silver Satin would more than cover it.
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These were the “Eulipians” - writers, poets, musicians, painters, and uncommon drunks - those shade-tree philosophers who contemplated the fungus between the toes of society. They danced with reckless abandon, unfettered by formal inhibition, through the presumptuous speculation of the ages. And they were an assorted bunch. Some lived in county jails, cardboard boxes, and alley ways, and others in luxury Apartments. But they all had one thing in common - their very existence exposed the hypocrisy of "that shining light on the hill."
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While these obscure intellectuals stood well outside the mainstream of academy, I watched with astonished delight as they sang, scat and scribed their philosophy into the mainstream of human knowledge. They rammed forth the proposition that knowledge was free, thus, would transcend all attempts to be contained through caste and privilege.
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Malcolm, Bird, Langston Hughes, John Coltrane; they were all Eulipians. Even old Gigglin’ Willie was a Eulipian. Some thought he was crazy - and we never did figure out what he was gigglin’ about - but during his more lucid moments he had us all gigglin’ at the absurdity of what we’ve been conditioned to accept as truth. And while the Eulipians all used different lyrics and mediums, they all sang but one song - we must dedicate ourselves to the proposition that man’s innate thirst for knowledge would someday overwhelm his passionate lust for stupidity. And to this day, that is my one commandment.
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As a lifelong musician, one of my favorite Eulipians was Dexter Gordon. In fact, he was one of the reasons I dedicated myself to the saxophone as a preteen. He went to school with my mother, and grew up a couple of blocks from my house. Dex never did get a formal receipt, because he left Jefferson High School at 16 years-old to go on the road with 'Pops', then Billy Eckstine, nor did he ever make it to Juilliard or any of the great music conservatories. But before he was done, there wasn’t a music conservatory anywhere in the world that didn’t speak his name, even as I speak it to you now. Dexter Gordon. World renowned . . . hood rat:
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A Swingin’ Affair
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I was told as a child Blacks had no worth, not a nickel’s worth of dimes. I believed that myth
til Dex rode in with his ax in double time. His horn was soarin’, the changes flyin’, his rhythm right on time. My heart beat with the pleasure of new found pride, knowing his blood flowed through mine.
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Dex took the chords the keyboard played, and danced around each note; then shuffled ‘em
like a deck of cards, and didn’t miss a stroke. B minor 7 with flatted 5th, a half-diminished chord, he substituted a lick in D, then really began to soar.
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He tipped his hat to Charlie Parker, and quoted Trane with Miles, then paid his homage to
Thelonious Monk, in Charlie Rouse's style. He took a Scrapple From the Apple, then went to Billie’s Bounce, the rhythm section, now on fire, but he didn’t budge an ounce.
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He just dug right in to shuffle again, this time a Royal Flush, then lingered a bit behind the beat, still smokin’ but in no rush. Then he doubled the time just like this rhyme, in fluid 16th notes, tellin’ Charlie and Lester, “your baby boy, Dexter’s, on top of the bebop you wrote."
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Wailin’ like a banshee, this prince of saxophone, his ballads dripped of honey, his Arpeggios were strong.
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Callin’ on his idles, ghost of Pres’ within in the isles, smiling at his protégé, at the peak of this new style. His tenor drenched of Blackness, and all the things we are - of pain, and pleasure, and creative greatness, until his final bar.
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So the major problem in the Black community is not that there's too many hood rats. Our problem is there's not enough of us left.
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Eric L. Wattree
Citizens Against Reckless Middle-Class Abuse (CARMA)
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Religious bigotry: It's not that I hate everyone who doesn't look, think, and act like me - it's just that God does.
Comments
From what I understand , either all or a portion of Trump's show was pre-empted by the news reports of a special announcement by President Obama. I can't confirm that it happened because I have a life and thus don't watch Trump's show. If the story is true than it further confirms your post.
I came to jazz via my brother in-law. I dipped my toe into cool/smooth jazz. I'm now getting into real jazz like Dexter Gordon.
by rmrd0000 on Wed, 05/11/2011 - 9:45pm
You won't regret it, Rm.
by Wattree on Wed, 05/11/2011 - 11:14pm
I do not watch these silly shows either.
But I do watch cable news, and trump was trumped...hahahaha
by Richard Day on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 2:26am
Not sure how you can talk about Eulipians without Rahsaan Roland Kirk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUYtlMuN_V4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqvrBeMn5vk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVU34lV3fVc
by Desider on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:24am
I have never seen Kirk before!
A blind guy with five horns? This link is fantastic!
On a broader note, I know that there is much wisdom among our 310 million people.
There are more communities than the MSM reports.
Parallel universes.
by Richard Day on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 2:44am
Richard,
Rahsaan was absolutely amazing. He played everything - and well! Oh, and as you pointed out, all at the same time. These were some brilliant people - there were also woman among them. They would discuss what I later found out was cosmology, epistomology, the relationship between God and the universe:, and many other subjects:
"The word 'God' not only describes the creator, but also that which was created. Thus, the question is not whether or not God exists, but the nature of of his existence."
As a result of that discussion, to this day I believe that God, Nature, and the Universe are one and the same. In our arrogance, we're looking for God the man, when actually, God is existence itself. And the only miracle is the fact that the laws of the universe are immutable. That's the only reason that we can trust an airplane not to fall out of the sky, at least, unless there's some sort of human error.
But the most important thing that they taught me was to never give anyone else's ability to think priority over my own - no matter who they are.
by Wattree on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 3:54am
The middle of the night and I feel so infintessimal. ha
But I hereby award you with the Dayly philosophical truth of the day/night Award for this here Dagblog Site given to all of you from all of me!
Yes, God is existence!
A process, a hope, a reality.
I don't know why, but at this time of morning before the midsummer sun arises in my neighborhood I am just taken by the hubris of so many clerics as the birds call to me from my pond and the magic of electricity and bands enlarge my universe.
Yes. As Joyce states: yes a thousand times yes!
by Richard Day on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 5:18am
Richard,
Somehow, I knew this wouldn't be news to you.
by Wattree on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:56am
That's right, Desider.
Rahsaan coined the word. I remember how excited we were that someone with credibility finally pointed us out to the world. Before that time no one acknowledged us at all. But that left us a lot of freedom to grow. It's unbelievable to me now, but some of the "craziest" of us are respected PH.Ds today, and they're saying exactly the same thing as they were when they were drinking cheat wine straight out the bottle. One even created a nationally recognized holiday.
by Wattree on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 3:52am
Yes, I used to have the Three-Sided Dream a long time ago, Porkpie Hat and all that. A Eulipian. A journey agent.... http://www.eurotrib.com/story/2009/11/25/2555/6490#68
by Desider on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 4:26am
Ahhhhh, a Eulipian!
Desider, I had no idea.
by Wattree on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:53am
Not even an inkling? ;-)
by Desider on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:28pm
It's seems so strange to me that we tend to pigeon hole and stero type certain musical genres to particular cutures and groups. A variation on bigotry ?
I happen to be very fond of bluegrass, regardless of who is playinng.
Or where they come from.
Oh new Zealand..
Or where they are playing.
Oh by the way they play gigs all over NYC.
You can get the CDs here. http://www.ebonyhillbillies.com/
by cmaukonen on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:45am
And check out Coleen's fiddle.
by cmaukonen on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:50am
Actually, C,
Bluegrass has a lot in common with jazz - it's indigenous, and it emphasizes improvisational virtuosity. The only difference between the two is the approach to chord progressions, syncopation, and who's playing it. But I can listen to Bluegrass with no problem, because I enjoy excellence in musicianship. In fact, I have listened to it for hours on end. I had a lunatic buddy in the marine corps who was carzy about it. That forced me to make a decision. I either had to tolerate it or give him up as a friend. So I tolerated it, and in time, came to more than tolerate it. But in the interest of full disclosure, he was something of a lady's man, so his many friends in those little tight Wanglers didn't hurt a bit - and they were VERY friendly (but don't tell anybody. It might hurt my street creds).
But I've spent a many nights in those shit-kicker bars, and with good reason - I was such an anomaly that I never had to buy my own drinks. I had a friend name Sherri who worked with me for weeks to teach me the shit-kicker jig. I wasn't serious at first - but if you could've seen the way Sherri's jeans fit her you would have understood why I became serious, real fast. But we ended up actually winning a dance contest together. But somebody took a picture of it and posted it in the unit They never did let me live it down. The 1st Sgt., an old salt from Kentucky, started referring to me as Spade Cooley. He said, "You missed your callin' , Sergeant. The Corps needs to detail you to the United Nations."
by Wattree on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 1:42am
Dizzy Gillespie traced down some South Carolina black church singing to Scottish choirs in the old country - a rather unexpected influence.
by Desider on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 5:31am
CCD's singing Gaelic songs at a bluegrass festival in Arizona. I am in love with Rhiannon's voice.
by wabby on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:57am
Oh The Carolina Chocolate Drops are excillant. As are The Black River Bells and The Bareknuckle Betties. I especailly like That River Bells song Wagon Wheel.
by cmaukonen on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:09am
I am very much aware of the Jazz and Blues influence in bluegrass. There was a local band up in Cleveland that was bluegrass but they also mixed it up a bit with Jazz and Blues. Which is probably why they did not make it big in Entertainment Inc. AKA the music biz. They simply could not be pigeon holed.
by cmaukonen on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 12:23pm
C,
Now, that sounds like a group I would have loved to have seen.
by Wattree on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 3:17pm
They were very entertaining Eric. I don't think I missed many, if any, concerts. Their name was Tiny Alice. Had one album. Did some in NYC for a couple of years and returned to Cleveland.
by cmaukonen on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 12:05am
Eric, I appreciate the links and Eulipion education more than you could know. When young and impressionable, this rock and roll rebel was badly wounded by some extraordinarily awful live jazz played in a crappy little downtown bar in Flint, MI.
I have never fully recovered.
Fortunately, there are people like you and commenters in this thread that can send me to places where I can be cured.
by wabby on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:11am
Thank you, Flowerchild.
Here's a message Dex. He sent it from across time and space just for you:
by Wattree on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 5:54pm