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Mitt Romney to America- I HAVE NOT EVOLVED
By tmccarthy0 on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 7:38pm |
Text of Mitt Romney's Speech:
I know you've come to believe I am a major flip flopper.
I know you think I like firing people. Well to be fair, I don't really mind firing people.
But today you all will learn that I do not flip flop on everything. I have consistently been against equality for gay people, you might say I have the same views I’ve had since running for office! I am here to declare in front of this fine tea audience that I have not evolved!
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Mitt just very much wants to be President of the United States of America.
Once he has achieved that status he can go after every goddamn enemy he has ever had to face.
And cut the bastard's hair off!
the end
by Richard Day on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 9:47pm