Overheard playing at a recent meeting of the Young Republicans:

I want my senate seat

(a bunch of music)

Now look at them ya ya's that's the way you do it

You run for office toward a senate seat

That aint workin that's the way you do it

Money for nothing and your chicks for free

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Most senators, they aint dumb

Sexual and financial scandals won't linger.

Pay your aides off and they go mum

The pollsters are just half-assed paid off shamans

Custom survey vagaries

We gotta block these legislations

We gotta earn these briberies

See that faggot with the bible and the flag pin

Yeah buddy, that's his favorite flair

That little maggot got his own jet airplane

The little faggot is a millionaire

Gotta scream for anti abortion

Make those laws in perpetuity

We gotta stop these agitators

Gotta help the big oil companies

The pollsters are just half-assed paid off shamans

Custom survey vagaries

We gotta kill these legislations

We gotta earn these briberies

I must learn to be a better liar

I have to learn to play to them bums

Look at Obama, he's oratin to the camera

Socialist bastard him

Some birth certificate with Hawaiian noises

Good repubs paint him as a chimpanzee

But the voters still like him for it

Gotta libel him for them big briberies

The pollsters are just half-assed paid off shamans

Custom survey vagaries

We gotta stop these legislations

We gotta earn these briberies

Look a'here

This aint workin it's like they dont do shite

Just learn to spin it on cable tv

But it's got to work on a short sound bite

We will get money for nothing and our chicks for free

Money for nothing and our chicks for free

Got to get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free

And the chicks for free

Look at that, look at that

Gotta call for anti abortion

Make those laws in perpetuity

We gotta kill these agitators

Gotta help those mortgage companies

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