I would imagine my grandmother has been turning in her grave a lot
lately, but this latest travesty must have her positively spinning.
She was a true believer in hanging laundry out of doors, even on winter
days when they came back inside stiff as boards and steaming from the
cold. Even after her daughters decided she was too old to be out there
hanging clothes, she refused to use the dryer they installed in the
basement. Her one rule was that the last load had to be out on the
lines before 10 AM. It was a lazy woman who was still doing her wash
in what was practically the middle of the day.
Her reasons for hanging laundry outdoors had more to do with tradition
and enjoyment than with saving money or helping the environment. She
genuinely looked forward to Mondays, when the washables were scrubbed
clean and dried miraculously by nothing but the very air we breathe.
So, while I miss her terribly, I'm glad she isn't here to see this.
She simply would not be able to comprehend that there are actually
people out there who see clean laundry drying on clotheslines as
nothing more than the kind of neighborhood blight that threatens to
turn communities into rotting ghettos.
Homeowner's Associations across the country are warning residents that
clotheslines and all the attendant paraphernalia, like clothespins and
clothespin bags and laundry baskets and actual laundry will not be tolerated in plain sight of other humans.