I am writing a blog

I'm the Pajama Man

I'm writing a post today

For I am really in the mood

For a light taste of crude

And you all got me feelin all right

dadadadaaada dadadadadadada

Now I'm so excited

The pc's all connected

And Seashell has made it all good

I got a wireless keyboard

A wireless mouse

And the software is all to my taste

And the Dell has pizzazz

And there really is no time to waste

AN HOMAGE

Now a right wing curmudgeon has posted

A distrust and comtempt for all of us lefties

He spits at Obama declaring hes really Osama

And claims all the progressives are deaf

So Bwak and Seashell and Flower and Auntie

Yell trucknuts and buttsecks and cry out their own disbelief

And list all the best menues to fill in the venue

And completely ignore the dumb brief

ladidaladididida lalalalalalalalalaaaaaa

Now Sleepin and DD and Grouch and Miguel

Are old left complainers, with so much contempt for years

They've watched Nixon and Cheney and Rummy go crazy

With high Crimes and Misdemeanors

They saw Reagan the dolt and w dig us a hole

Backing all the evil corporate trolls

So they start on their rantings

Sayin that's not what they are wanting

Surely there must be something better than this

Now Justice is practicing poetry

Although they've publish a lot that he writes

And LisB, Missy, Flower, Orlando and Auntie

Post poetry that sounds more than all right

Rowan and Pseudo and Grouch and old Larry

Are techies for bloggers at our Cafe

Old Quinn complains of piles and three legged dogs

And makes us laugh till we are quite but sick

TheraP is our leader and we'd all like to meet her

She proves right wingers are nothing but dicks

And Face and Obey and Oleeb and OGB

Give us long and great essays for free

Meanwhile Saladin gives us variety shows

While Carol G produces a news post for lazies like me

But Curt can get mad

Showing hypocracy is bad

And Missy says that's no reason to be without some hope

Most of Cafe is so hopeful

After thirty years of corporate control

The fascists have reigned

Driving lefties insane

Giving the powerless nothing but pain

We now pray for universal health

The end to all warfare

And redistribution of wealth

So I have finished this post

I'm the Pajama Man

I posted for all of my friends

The lowliest of the low

And the worst of the poets

I now take my final bow

But I really am having a ball here

So If your thinkin of posting an essay

And you're worried cause there's something you lack

Just fill in the blanks with buttsecks and trucknuts

and ack ack ack ack ack ack ack

THANK YOU ALL. SO MUCH TO READ.  SO MUCH TO WRITE. I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPAY YOU ALL.

Oh, and my apologies to Billy Joel