Come one, come all, and fear not!
I wanted to make this non-political, but this first one just came to me and I had to put it out here:
There once was a man named Dick Cheney...
A guy who loved to inflict pain, he
Shot his friend in the face--
Oh, What a disgrace!
His next gig should be convict trainee.
These are the rules:
1. No rules!
2. Have fun!