I'm feeling the need to get away--have a little vacation. My temper is running shorter than it usually does, and that's a very good sign. Laughter is the best medicine, as I've been told more than once. This made me laugh 40 years ago, maybe 50 years ago. It makes me laugh now, and thanks to the Internet I can share it.
I hope it gives you a chuckle--a careful one: you wouldn't want to rupture something.