Dear Barack,
You said I would be the First to Know about your veep pick, but I was not. What gives? ABC, CNN — those guys knew. Everyone at TPM seems to know.
I mean, I signed up and everything. But you didn't text me. You didn't send flowers or a candy-gram. Not even a solicitation for money from David Plouffe.
What the hell, man? Why was I the Last to Know?
I thought we were solid.